Renée Gauthier

Occasionally I say worthwhile stuff. Unfortunately none of it ever ends up on Twitter.

[Renée Gauthier @ReneeDGauthier]

Sippin on Coke and rum
I’m like “stop me at one”
It’s the freakin weekend and baby I got some errands to run
#songsforpeopleintheir30s

[Renée Gauthier @ReneeDGauthier]

@atrupar My favorite part is when he argues that attempted homicide is not an appropriate charge and then says that the perpetrator would have killed both “husband” and “social worker” and then realizes that he is undermining his own argument as he’s saying it

[Renée Gauthier @ReneeDGauthier]

Top lies I tell myself
1. “I’ll just get up early and do it in the morning”
2. “I just need to check ONE thing on my phone real quick”
3. “I’ll hit snooze once and then I’ll get up”
4. Actually, pretty much any alarm I set is a lie

[Renée Gauthier @ReneeDGauthier]

@RepChuck Also, just as a reminder: roughly 50% of Americans currently have, will have, or have had the ability to get pregnant. Just in case you forgot that not all Americans are straight white Christian men.

[Renée Gauthier @ReneeDGauthier]

@RepChuck - People impacted by inflation can still get pregnant
- Low-income people can still get pregnant
- Hungry people can still get pregnant
- Gas prices have no impact on someone’s ability to get pregnant

However, ALL of the factors you mentioned make it harder to support a child.

[Renée Gauthier @ReneeDGauthier]

Also, it doesn’t take an “overeducated” woman to note the logical fallacy of “pregnant women are also angry because no one will sleep with them.” Um. 🦜🐝

[Renée Gauthier @ReneeDGauthier]

Lol truly an *~original~* take, @mattgaetz . You could’ve just written “I hate women” and saved some characters.

[Renée Gauthier @ReneeDGauthier]

@MyFavMurder would love to hear you ladies cover this one. Twists! Turns! Pig fetus! https://t.co/9xMtvGF3Q2

[Renée Gauthier @ReneeDGauthier]

If you haven’t jammed your finger in a box lid, are you *really* Christmas decorating?

[Renée Gauthier @ReneeDGauthier]

My mom, trying to describe the location of something in our Massachusetts town: “It’s just past the Dunkin’ Donuts.”
Me: “...you’re gonna have to be more specific.”
#massholeproblems

[Renée Gauthier @ReneeDGauthier]

“Babygirl, just because he’s got a car don’t mean CRAP.” #lifelessons #overheardintheparkinglot

[Renée Gauthier @ReneeDGauthier]

K-dramas: for when you want to watch two people on opposite sides of a door *almost* open it for three minutes

[Renée Gauthier @ReneeDGauthier]

*Working from home with my cat*
“ ᵂʰᵒ ʰᵃˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᵗᵘᶠᵗᶦᵉˢᵗ ᵗᵒᵉˢ?ᴸᵒᵒᵏ ᵃᵗ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᶠˡᵘᶠᶠʸ ᵇᵘᵗᵗ”
*unmutes mic*
“Hi, yeah, I’m just concerned that a 12% reduction by end of year isn’t realistic.”
*mutes mic*
“ ᴹʳ. ᴾᶦⁿᵏ ᴺᵒˢᵉ ᶠˡᵘᶠᶠʸ ᴮᵘᵗᵗ!”

[Renée Gauthier @ReneeDGauthier]

@RockyD12_ @TheDMoneySD @McfcJacko1 @AllCharisma How many people have to corroborate each others’ stories before you will graciously allow that maybe they know what they are talking about? It’s not like this came out of nowhere, dude.

[Renée Gauthier @ReneeDGauthier]

@xLakeGirl @AOC Okay, I’ll bite. 1. If you’re trying to draw a parallel between this and BLM protests over this summer, two of these quotes are from 2018 about child separation at the border. 2. All of these remove key context. 3. Everything is scary when you put a burning building behind it.

[Renée Gauthier @ReneeDGauthier]

Quarantine, Day 247
Me, biting into a chocolate Easter bunny from 2018, talking to my cat: “Merry! Thish ishn’t hollow! Thish ish SHOLID MILK CHOCOLATE!”

[Renée Gauthier @ReneeDGauthier]

@GagieTweets @natepentz Wow, is your mind gonna be blown when you find out about Phyllis Schlafly.
Signed, a Feminist of Today

[Renée Gauthier @ReneeDGauthier]

. @MyFavMurder : “Maybe you’re listening in your shower...”
Me: I feel seen!
MFM: “...and you have your shower radio on.”
Me: looks at iPhone in Ziploc bag on shower shelf
Me: Right...my shower radio.

[Renée Gauthier @ReneeDGauthier]

@Holly_in_CA @SenatorLoeffler @SenMikeLee @MarshaBlackburn @SenatorLankford @SenTomCotton Oh okay! So instead of a physical exam, we need to pay for athletes to get a blood test, ship it off to a lab, and wait for it to come back so...what? We can ensure that every person on the volleyball team has the “right” number of X chromosomes? Why is it such a big deal?

[Renée Gauthier @ReneeDGauthier]

@myfeethurt2324 @SenatorLoeffler @SenMikeLee @MarshaBlackburn @SenatorLankford @SenTomCotton And really...who is being hurt by a trans girl being on a girls’ team? I’m really not clear on why this is such a big sticking point.

[Renée Gauthier @ReneeDGauthier]

@myfeethurt2324 @SenatorLoeffler @SenMikeLee @MarshaBlackburn @SenatorLankford @SenTomCotton It’s tough to feel valid and accepted when your identity is ignored. If you were like “I am an artist,” and everyone else was like, “we see you as more of a linebacker—go join a football team and look for acceptance there,” would you really feel like your identity was respected?