Renee Owley-Showacy (she/her)

born and raised in the PNW. writes in cursive. loves carbs, naps, snail mail, and books. plain language advocate. child-free by choice. ultimate cat lady.

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Only @CAH could come up with a good enough reason to get me to Tweet after over 2 years. And no, I'll never call it anything else.

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In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks https://t.co/NqyyOjJCv4

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@NFLFantasy your website needs some UX help. that is all.

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@MensRoomLive seems like something you should know about: https://t.co/KsE8FyxVxk

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ROLL THE CLIP

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@MensRoomLive GUESS WHO

https://t.co/BQyLXpU4py

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@ALarson12thMan No shame in not being okay, my friend.

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@memesiwish Neither. Washington.

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Rt to let him in

Ignore to leave him in the cold

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@VP Nice

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@memesiwish

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@JuliaPod_art

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@BJandMigs 2.5 days. I asked too many questions about their hella sus business practices.

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@EffinBirds Right but what about magnets and women's tees? I look like a blob in unisex tees.

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@AltYelloNatPark @samanthaiam Right but what about the bison? Seems like that majestic furball was the victim.

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last night I had a nightmare that I had COVID. what made it a nightmare was not that I had a potentially life-threatening disease, but the fact that in my dream (and IRL) I only had/have two days of PTO.

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@puppy_hag If you meet someone who DOESN'T do the 🎵 BA BA BA 🎵 that is someone you don't want in your life

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@DannyDeVito and no botched toes!

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for the love of all that is good on this earth, STOP MAKING BRAS WITH REMOVABLE PADDING.