JaCrispy

Hey kids wanna see a dead body? It's me. I'm dead. Inside, I mean.

[JaCrispy @Renee_Anne]

@cameronateit Omg Bull Moose stickers! 👀

[jo @whatsJo]

him: will you at least act normal when my folks get here

me: *flipping a pancake and reading it like a tarot card* bad news

[Genius💡💹🧲 🤖 @GeniusPothead]

My high ass when the fridge starts making ice

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

“You saw me and didnt even say hi”

Me :

[charlie @chunkbardey]

sooo important to keep your cat stimulated by asking it questions like “who’s my cute guy” “who’s the smallest little guy” “who’s my tiny little cutie pie mr man” “where’s my little friend. where is my tiny little friend”

[JaCrispy @Renee_Anne]

@AdiaMontagna @BullMoose One of my top Mandela effects- I swear it was sock-em boppers!

[JaCrispy @Renee_Anne]

You know what? *makes new elden ring character because I wanted cooler hair this time*

[MATT HARDY @MATTHARDYBRAND]

The Wrestlers vs The Warriors. Warriors will do the job. @RIComicCon

[my life is a living hell. every minute is torture @on_da_spectrum]

“Actually, The Beatles are bad” I say to the two women (both my wife), who nod in agreement and then continue sucking on my pee pee with great excitement. I then make the decisive move in my game of 3D chess and look across the table to my opponent: “Checkmate again, Mr. Musk”

[JaCrispy @Renee_Anne]

@BullMoose

[JaCrispy @Renee_Anne]

@wilsonscap He looks like a paranormal investigator on public access

[JaCrispy @Renee_Anne]

@BullMoose What about a straight talk card?

[JaCrispy @Renee_Anne]

@sophiawpelton @HaleyyyyyC

[Bull Moose (the store) @BullMoose]

Just received a DMCA takedown notice from OnlyFans related to a Barenaked Ladies album we have on our website.

This is not a joke tweet.

[JaCrispy @Renee_Anne]

@BullMoose This is the timeline I was always hoping to live in, but could never put into words what it was the timeline needed to be perfect... And here it is... Amazing.

[JaCrispy @Renee_Anne]

@BullMoose That would be me.