twitter: high waisted shorts make women fat and ugly and they look stupid and you should never wife a woman who wears high waisted shorts because shes actually worse than satan
me listening to a podcast about the history of zipcodes while i do my menial fake email job tasks:
BABY ๐ถ YOU ๐ซต COULD โ๏ธ KISS ๐ A HUNDRED ๐ฏ BOYS ๐ง IN BARS ๐บ SHOOT ๐ ANOTHER SHOT ๐ซ JUST TO STOP ๐ THE FEELING ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ YOU ๐ซต CAN SAY ๐ฃ๏ธ IT'S JUS THE WAY YOU ARE ๐คท MAKE A NEW EXCUSE ๐ ANOTHER STUPID REASON ๐ GOOD ๐ LUCK ๐ค BABE ๐ WELL GOOD ๐ LUCK ๐ค BABE ๐