Renee Portnoy

professional cheese plate curator

[Nantucket Current @ACKCurrent]

Nantucket resident Nathan Skerritt was fishing this morning along the south shore and documenting the fiberglass shards still washing up from Vineyard Wind’s damaged turbine blade, more than a week after its failure 15 miles southwest of the island

[Renee Portnoy @Renee_Portnoy]

This is such a mess and an absolute disaster for the beaches, sea life and small businesses (fisherman, surf instructors, fishing charters) who rely on these critical summer months to support themselves year round. The impact of this @VineyardWindUS failure is not short term.

[Nantucket Current @ACKCurrent]

Now calling the Vineyard Wind turbine blade debris a “crisis,” the town of Nantucket shares that “Vineyard Wind vessels are collecting fiberglass pieces on the site; a very large piece of debris is below the surface, in the water
column.”

[Renee Portnoy @Renee_Portnoy]

This is what they call very bad engagement

[Renee Portnoy @Renee_Portnoy]

https://t.co/CKXWu8LV4V

Please consider donating to my little rescue - all donations are double matched! Every cent goes right to saving lives.

Thanks,
Your favorite dog crazy lady
Renee
*please share

[Renee Portnoy @Renee_Portnoy]

Honey 🍯 available for adoption in New England! She lovesssss small dogs and people. A real gem - she was rescued from a crowded county shelter in south Florida. Please share 💛

[Renee Portnoy @Renee_Portnoy]

@cbodie21 He’s in Atlanta but seems like we have a good potential adopter who applied over the weekend.

[Renee Portnoy @Renee_Portnoy]

Would you take a minute and share good boy Toyota 🚙 so we can find him a home? #onebyone https://t.co/NyY7nHv1Lc

[Renee Portnoy @Renee_Portnoy]

We’re all undecided!!!

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Quick! Help! 🚨
Should I watch the old man Bachelor? *I just found out this exists

[Renee Portnoy @Renee_Portnoy]

The old bachelor is 72! If I’m single in the future I’m just going to call it a day and enjoy a bottle of wine on the couch with 17 dogs. Old person Bachelor sounds EXHAUSTING.

[Renee Portnoy @Renee_Portnoy]

Today is the first day of car seat heater season

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@CharlieTDillon My maiden name is 13 letters long, can’t go back to that grind

[Renee Portnoy @Renee_Portnoy]

Do men use 10x more paper towels than women?

[Renee Portnoy @Renee_Portnoy]

Running a fundraiser to benefit my little dog rescue! Great auction item with 2 sick seats on 50yd line to Pats opening game: https://t.co/4mE8zfVc8J

[Renee Portnoy @Renee_Portnoy]

This particular kind of price tag is not for the faint of heart

[Renee Portnoy @Renee_Portnoy]

I found an old adderall while cleaning. Now I’m currently peeling price stickers off TJ Maxx items and I’m having an absolute blasttttt

[Renee Portnoy @Renee_Portnoy]

Cross body fanny packs make me angry

[Renee Portnoy @Renee_Portnoy]

Leaving my house immediately to go pay my respects

[Boston 25 News @boston25]

IT'S A BOY: Meet the newest edition to the Franklin Park Zoo in Boston, a Masai giraffe calf.🦒

🎥 Zoo New England
https://t.co/581U3vkwtx

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

After yesterday’s hearing about Aliens, one of the top questions was:

“If intelligent life was able to travel from light years away to get here and float in our sky, why would they be so careless as to allow us to clearly spot them with fighter jets?

The answer is simple:

They looked at Congress and thought none of us could hear or see based on the age makeup of the Senate and the House.

Let’s vote for people who can see and hear. Nothing against old people but we need term limits and age limits. I would say the same if I was 85.