cameron

idk bru, i just work here

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

they’ve sexualized the word “daddy” so much that when i have kids, they'll have to call me sensei

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

do people have feet in real life or is it like a porn thing.

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Farted a bit too hard and now it feels like ive got wet beef brisket in my underpants

[Girth Brooks @crackawdajuice]

Farted so hard my check engine light turned on

[foggy 🌫️ @XxBawlzxX]

white people announce their suicide in they discord status

[gunnar @GunnzMetzger]

sorry i cut your legs off while you slept i just really don't want you to leave

[tomo @tomoparasite]

i rub my clit while scrolling on my phone but not in a sexual way

[Hedgebrush @hedgebrush]

Referring to my balls as big naturals

[Kristen @slitkrisXD]

the fact that mr beast can be horny just dont sit right with me

[m0b_ @m_0b_12]

My life would be so much better with BUTT in my face .

[leanne @toothgarden]

getting violently molested in minecraft #ok

[krimbo @fuckasparagus]

scrolling twitter going 60 mph

[chelsea @tr4sh1sland]

My pussys trash, my head game is whack, hand job game down the fucking toilet, twerk game badussy like i am a lost cause

[mónica! 💿 @webmica]

I need to get DRUNK and get TOUCHED ON.

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

pissin in my pants call that Trickle down Legonomics

[angele @yaoiangele]

it is too fucking hot to be playing around bitch ill kill you

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Leaving the club with 0 phone numbers and 0 instagrams cuz I’m an alcoholic not a hoe