Sea Monkey

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I ate @tacobell tonight. I sharted. Thanks #tacobell

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@LibertyJen Actually, yes, I can. Now how’s your cooking?

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@kebejay

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@BryanONolan

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@USAttyBash Maybe she was low key trying to flick a booger 🤷‍♂️

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@ProperOpinion @RedFormanParody would disagree. How could he put a foot in your ass for saying that if he had no feet?

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@SteveCr65900870 @johnaconner @SharylAttkisson *you’re

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@Opheliaa_1 I make it out of my bed every morning. Does that count?

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@StephenKing Stfu and write more books

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@yashar @kebejay These comments confirm my belief in humanity as a cesspool

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@kyliebae13

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@TPCarney I can see boobs anywhere, anytime. I can never get good food at Hooters. They should reconsider their menu.

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@AdaireWillow @ProperOpinion @TheBrometheus I ain’t afraid of no goats!
Dude, call the Goatbusters!!

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@MichaelHennema4 @RawrNeedsCoffee @LibertyJen Neither was Ted Bundy

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@AshGoldsmithh @LAWGermany @redsteeze Hmm, maybe your mom should’ve tried one, since, ya know, there’s nothing wrong with them.

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@ZakeyaMasada

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@JoeSantagato Call 911! This kid is having a skeezure!