If people call me while I’m 💨🍃, it’s not my fault if I start telling them about my life. The poor pharmacist sounded confused at the end of her call about my prescription
When I watch a movie at home it’s so hard to know what volume to put it at. Like I can’t really hear batman so I have to raise it, but on the other hand I don’t want to be scared if there’s an explosion or someone shouts
One time I gave my fourth grade friend a friendship bracelet and then I saw another girl wearing it and I asked her where she got it and she said the girl I gave it to SOLD IT TO HER FOR $1
People keep listing Robert Pattinson's acting credentials to show he’s more than Twilight, but what I wanna know is when did we as a society decide playing a vampire was silly and playing Batman was prestige