Renegade Shepard

Turiansexual/ survived a fall out the airlock - face reconstructed / #multiverse / #parody at times

[Renegade Shepard @RenegadeShep_]

@IAm_Harbinger I'd be afraid if I were you *she glares*

[Citadel Council PR @CCouncilPR]

RT if your favorite game is Mass Effect Fav if your favorite game is ME Reply if your favorite game is ME Ignore if your favorite game is ME

[Renegade Shepard @RenegadeShep_]

Yes, MERP is dead. Why do I even check the TL anymore? *sighs*

[Renegade Shepard @RenegadeShep_]

*she looks around, sees MERP is dead, walks back to where she came from*

[Renegade Shepard @RenegadeShep_]

@VeteranMerc blue candies, huh?

[Renegade Shepard @RenegadeShep_]

@Prof_M_Solus Mordin

[Renegade Shepard @RenegadeShep_]

*she leaves a present for @Archangel_SR2 in the main battery*

[Renegade Shepard @RenegadeShep_]

My space hamster peed on my hand. He's so cute, I can't be mad at him.* cuddles hamster*

[Renegade Shepard @RenegadeShep_]

@riokuangel wow, they have a lot of cheese here.

[Renegade Shepard @RenegadeShep_]

I'll ask @riokuangel to teleport me to Thedas, they seem to be having fun there.

[Renegade Shepard @RenegadeShep_]

Sometimes even I, the most badass woman in the galaxy, need some cuddles.

[Garrus Vakarian @CalibratingSoul]

#FiveWordsToRuinADate I have some pending calibrations.

[Renegade Shepard @RenegadeShep_]

#FiveWordsToRuinADate I am actually a geth.

[Citadel Council PR @CCouncilPR]

#FiveWordsToRuinADate Blasto movies aren't that good.

[Renegade Shepard @RenegadeShep_]

@featuring_ozzy @CCouncilPR if by calibrations you mean my legs, then yes- he is. *smirks*

[Renegade Shepard @RenegadeShep_]

@CCouncilPR Garrus doesn't seem to care I'm technically a zombie- some find it hot.

[Renegade Shepard @RenegadeShep_]

@Archangel_SR2 *she smiles tenderly at him* I'm here now

[Renegade Shepard @RenegadeShep_]

@Archangel_SR2 *she puts her arms around his neck and places a kiss on his mandible* I missed you *she whispers*

[Renegade Shepard @RenegadeShep_]

@Archangel_SR2 oh, you're allowed to do that and so much more. I'm still all yours, handsome *smirks*

[Renegade Shepard @RenegadeShep_]

Now I'm in the mood for some nachos con queso. Extra queso. #munchies