Renekton Bot

Actor, Director, Philanthropist, Superhero and Chronic Liar.

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Instagram vs. Reality

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@The_Creator_Pro

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Every year I log onto this account just to feel myself crumble a little more.

Hope you're all well, though! Except Nasus.

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@platooon How did we let this happen

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bro I can't deal with this

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@CrazedCyan COWARD

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@TagAnimationz I have plenty of those. Don't remember who they belong to, but I have them.

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Do you think if I just started randomly @'ing casting directors asking about work they'd think it was pathetic, or could I make it cool somehow?

The holidays were slow and I need to fix my car

Wait I mean I've been SO overbooked I need to know who really values me (+car fixing)

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@CuratorOfSands I'm consistent as fu- HEY SHUT UP YOU'RE THE FATTY

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@CuratorOfSands I still got it.

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@TagAnimationz I don't need help I'm perfect the way I am, and by that I mean more handsome and talented than Nasus.

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@ffSade Yo this RULES!

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@TagAnimationz Yeah, "broad"way because he's so FAT, he was in FATS and HAMilton and the Lyin' (on the COUCH) king.

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@TagAnimationz First of all, I'm a crocodile, and secondly, this is bullshit I'm like the only crocodile in LA. One of the only. Okay there's like fewer than 50,000 of us

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@lucashoal That's no coincidence.

Checkmate, atheists.

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Y'all remember when the Electronic Tigers guy tried to disprove evolution using Yu-Gi-Oh! cards?

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@arvalis @geoffkeighley To hold onto my weapon, why else?

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@faeriefountain HELL YEAH GAMER DESIGN MORE HOT REPTILE BABES

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@CrazedCyan *SHRIEK*

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How come nobody asks me to verify things? Croc, is this true?

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@CrazedCyan Nine plus ten isn't just nineteen— it's twenty one.