Corn

everything you eat can be traced back to corn 🌽

[Corn @RengokuCum]

My bitch rep my merch 2 💘💞
@DollyParton

[Josh Sawyer @jesawyer]

“I can’t fill up a car with gas,” is an incredible flex.

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Asking people to pay you back is worse than 9/11 and pearl harbor combined

[Corn @RengokuCum]

@RaidenIsMyLover Thank you for playing with me 🤝

[Corn @RengokuCum]

Anyone want to play diablo 4 with me?

[Brainhole Swaggins @bugnoise1]

@JOLYSUl Leave.... yaoi...,..,.. ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * bares awesome fangs.,.,,. yaoily,.,.,.,. and throws everything around with my telekinesis.....*

[Corn @RengokuCum]

@RaidenIsMyLover When

[Corn @RengokuCum]

@RaidenIsMyLover What does this mean

[Corn @RengokuCum]

@RaidenIsMyLover Yes but crossplay is enabled

[Corn @RengokuCum]

You can even mansplain it to me if you want I just want to play with someone

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Haters will see you riding a wyvern and say “ain’t no dragon though”

[✧ @northstardoll]

how i expect my bf to be

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

I need my next partner to be absolutely looney tunes for me. Like, heart exploding from chest, tongue rolling out into a carpet, bonking themselves on the head with a hammer when they see me until little birds circle them, etc etc

[J @yikingtons]

No, girl. (Chewing) I’m telling you. (Covering mouth) You haven’t lived (Swallows) until you’ve had a man (Small belch) say he’s going to kill himself (Sips water) because of you

[Corn @RengokuCum]

@theletterj9 My hair grows so fast it'll all be gone in 2 years

[Corn @RengokuCum]

Me about to dye my hair ginger

[espresso depresso @gotfanfiction]

Every time I see some young person listing out all their trauma and mental illness in their cardd like they've never seen a single PSA on internet safety

[howard @mistahowie]

*12 three-inch men walk past me on the sidewalk* Da hell? where are you fellers off to

Three-inch man with a red hat: we’re off to see the world

Naked three-inch man: Indeed!

Me: Well, safe travels then men! *walking away and whispering to myself* that naked guy was packing…

[vampire workday @imbobswaget]

at some point it became socially acceptable for sandwiches to be $20 and that’s actually not okay