@ABC Someone waded into the pool, took a knife and cut the liner that is so tough it cannot be cut by a knife, according to Trump. The cut was longer than a football field. It must have taken several days and no one noticed. Trump is a moron.
🚨DONALD TRUMP IS ASLEEP IN THE OVAL OFFICE.
Today Trump is sleepy, angry, drowsy, and dopey.
Trump HATES when he’s caught on camera sleeping. You know what to do.