Jonathan

Creativity is a bloody nuisance that causes us all to die at an early age due to stress and alcohol abuse.

[Jonathan @RentedSpring]

@MLBNetwork how are you still on the David Price bandwagon when he's 0-7 in the post season. #ForeverRoyal #TakeTheCrown

[Jonathan @RentedSpring]

Sorry Matt Vasgersian, @Buck, and Tom Vaspucci, but you can't jump on an 0/12 RISP Canadian train any longer. #LetsGoRoyals #foreverroyal

[Jonathan @RentedSpring]

An honor and a privilege @Aceyalone to film your interview with @FreestyleFS

[Jonathan @RentedSpring]

@CaddySteve you should probably get that checked out.

[Jonathan @RentedSpring]

@originalnothing @thehaybaker @KShultzJr Great season gentlemen. We made it until then end of Sept. and stayed in it. #takethecentral14

[Jonathan @RentedSpring]

@KC_sandlot @originalnothing @thehaybaker "Can we draw vaginas on all the baseballs? Cause then I'll start crushing them." -Vinny Long

[Jonathan @RentedSpring]

@bdothobes Minor Park made this months Golf Digest. Back cover. Good to see some #kclove

[Jonathan @RentedSpring]

@thehaybaker @bdothobes Practice. The game I love.

[Jonathan @RentedSpring]

@thehaybaker Guy says, "Why not?"

[Jonathan @RentedSpring]

MOOSE!!!! @originalnothing @thehaybaker @KShultzJr

[Jonathan @RentedSpring]

@thehaybaker nope. #kentuckyjustice baseball doesn't lie. We'll get it back.

[Jonathan @RentedSpring]

@originalnothing @thehaybaker @CaddySteve @homerculies @KShultzJr @TheRealAreBeezy 'MERICA BITCHES!!!

[Jonathan @RentedSpring]

@CaddySteve @thehaybaker we may need to check the lights. @homerculies says they went out Wednesday

[MLB @MLB]

Don’t count them out just yet! @Royals remain in #postseason hunt with 5th straight W: http://t.co/T0NVxphuNH

[Bob Fescoe @bobfescoe]

Hey @JoshVernier do you "prefer" Minnie or Daisy?

[Jonathan @RentedSpring]

@originalnothing @thehaybaker @KShultzJr I wanna talk #royals history. First 15 win season against any club in one year. #fuckthetwins

[Jonathan @RentedSpring]

@originalnothing @thehaybaker @KShultzJr clear the benches boys!!!!

[Jonathan @RentedSpring]

@Royals_Report personal reasons? You must mean Ned.

[Jonathan @RentedSpring]

@thehaybaker sweat pants and sandals with socks. Done.

[Jonathan @RentedSpring]

I've set a goal to run #10miles in 1:42:00 — to achieve that goal I'll run 69.1 m! Check my runs & support me at http://t.co/4ALnkcTmVO