Griffin Renz

Teacher, friends, wife

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@MikeWarnersmg @FLOTUS @NoradSanta Lol!

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@grajillas @FLOTUS @NoradSanta No, she’s asking him for a divorce.

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@ScubaS7eve @my15kids @FLOTUS @NoradSanta Delution

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@friday1035 @FLOTUS @NoradSanta Don’t jet her fool you.

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@FLOTUS @NoradSanta Is that so you can tell him “ F Christmas’?

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@mjfree Go pack

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@ukwildcatfan191 @ctengland1974 @CNNPolitics By the way, McConnel only had an 18% approval rating but somehow the snake slipped back in. Might want to investigate that one.

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@ukwildcatfan191 @asjlive @CNNPolitics I’m still laughing.

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@ukwildcatfan191 @asjlive @CNNPolitics Children children. Junior high was ages ago.

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

That Die Hard is a Christmas film
Seems to me just a Fact
I declare this without any holiday tact
But whether you agree or your disapproval won’t cease
I wish you a season of love and of peace. 🎄 🎄 🎄

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

If Christmas is love, rebirth and a savior
McClane was all of the above in his Die Hard behavior
God was truly with him, the success was empirical
At Nakatomi they experienced a miracle

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“I got it,” says the sergeant, “but you can tell her yourself.”
In a scene that’s as seasonal as a reindeer or elf
“I hope so, but that's up to the guy upstairs,” says McClane
Who’s traveled far for peace but encountered only pain

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

McClane gets a bad feeling and asks Sgt Powell
To relay to his wife a redemptive avowal
“When things panned out for her, I should've been behind her all the way”
He says this thinking that he’ll never see the light of day.

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Theo, a wise man, who’s also quite naughty
Is stealing the money in spirit quite haughty
Ellis, the Judas, attempts an amenity
By disclosing the cowboy’s secret identity

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

A woman hostage with child in of its glory
Is also a part of our Christmas Eve story
With Johnny McC traveling great distance
With hope and with love fighting evil resistance

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Gruber talks to McClane,
or rather he sneers
Survival would be a miracle, he plays on his fears
The policeman is bloodied and in dire need of succor
“Yipee-ki-yea,” McClane says, “mother-f***er.”

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“Merry Christmas,” says Powell, not realizing the peril;
Driving off while he sings a beloved Christmas carol.
A corpse falls from above with a clear rationale;
McClane says to the cop “Welcome to the party, pal.”

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Sgt. Al Powell is told of disturbance;
In response the fake guard feigns a bit of perturbance
Does he hear anything? The answer is no
Except for the song “LET IT SNOW, LET IT SNOW”

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

John McClane, he escapes. Save the day - he’s just gotta;
Without shoes he tracks blood as if bearing wounds of stigmata;
One thug tries to kill him but that German’s too slow;
Now John McClane has a machine gun. HO-HO-HO.