Reon Peens

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*Mom yells your name*

You: Yes?!.... *silence*

You: YEAAAAH?!! *SILENCE*

You: UGH! *gets up and see what she wants*

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Saying "never mind" because you're to lazy to repeat yourself..

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Never give up on your dreams, keep sleeping.

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If you can say these 4 words fast without getting tongue tied, you're a genius:
1: Eye
2: Yam
3: Stew
4: Peed

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I'm a bi-polar tweeter. One day I'll tweet a lot, the next day I'll barely tweet at all.

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do you ever just look at someone and feel the urge to repeatedly smash them in the face with a rock

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I will carry 17 grocery bags or die trying before making two trips.

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If my parents really knew me, I'd be fucked

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Girls need to start looking for guys who have goals, ambitions, and an education. 'Cuz 10yrs from now, swag isn't going to pay the bills.

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When I'm waiting in line for my food I tend to rehearse my order in my head.

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That awkward moment when you think you know someone.

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I didn't fall, I attacked the floor.

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"I can't eat anymore, I'm full!" "Do you want any desert?" "YESSSSSS!!"

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Study: The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.

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We're not friends. We're strangers with memories.