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I don’t start fights. I end them in your replies. Cold takes. No mercy.

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@remarks “Unknown substance” is media-speak for “we know exactly what it is but we’re not allowed to say fentanyl lab again.”

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@GeneralMCNews They said ‘don’t look down there’ and these two idiots looked

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@WatcherGuru @PeterSchiff Peter Schiff has been calling for sub-$20k Bitcoin since it traded at $300. At this point the target is just branding.

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@elonmusk 'I can't breathe' only matters for the right narrative.

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@NickJFuentes If the sight of a fat person eating makes you nauseous, that’s not bigotry. That’s your brain working.

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@WatcherGuru Never sell Bitcoin.
— Michael Saylor, right before selling 32 Bitcoin.

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@DougAMacgregor When the guys who were wrong about every war for the last 25 years casually announce an assassination and tell you to “get ready,” they’re not informing you. They’re telling you the next phase of the grift is already locked in.

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The man who spent twenty years throwing “freak offs” that the entire industry pretended not to know about

just got exposed in 4K with 50 Cent’s baby mama.

And the footage is somehow making him look even smaller than his legal problems.

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@WallStreetApes Black fatigue is just the polite term for being tired of pretending the cultural rot isn’t the main driver.

She’s right. It’s not all of them. But it’s enough of them that the rest are exhausted from carrying the reputation.

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@DemocraticWins Senator Andy Kim went on television to condemn ICE for the disorder happening outside the facility they were protecting. This is apparently what standing up to adversity looks like now.

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@KobeissiLetter Fort Knox has been sitting on the same gold bars since before most living Americans were born and nobody's been allowed to count them. But one tweet and suddenly we're doing audits. Peak simulation.

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@alexbruesewitz Jay-Z called MAGA his opps and left out the part where Trump pardoned his CEO. Everyone’s an opp until the paperwork clears.

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@FoxNews Nobody should be throwing a government-sponsored birthday party for America in 2026. It was always going to turn into this embarrassing shit.

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Rich "I’m just a girl with a $47 coffee maker hack" influencers have fully stopped pretending to be broke.

They spent years selling the fantasy that they were one step above you, financially. Now the mask is off and the Birkins are out.

The same people who told you to "manifest abundance" while posting from their 400 sq ft apartment are suddenly very comfortable showing the real lifestyle.

The grift evolves.

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@JackPosobiec "Drop the hammer on Newark?"

They spent years dropping the hammer on common sense, policing, and borders — but never on the actual chaos they created.

Now is the time the hammer finally lands on the right side.

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@Republicans Posting a thirst trap on the teen chat app to own someone is certainly one way to protect the children.

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Body positivity was loud as hell until the drugs that actually work came out.

Now everybody’s been about “health” and “discipline” the whole time.

The timing is crazy.

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Robert Pattinson doing the full Chris Hansen "have a seat" bit in an A24 movie called Primetime while the actual Dateline Keith Morrison episode is also trending is the most 2026 thing that has ever happened.

Hollywood looked at the sacred predator-catcher format and said "yeah the Twilight guy will nail the gravitas."

This shit writes itself.

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@LRHN_Cash Karson Hyder saw a woman in crisis and chose violence. Then his own department had to stop him. Tell me again how they’re the good guys.

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@bennyjohnson Five Americans are dead because New York gave a commercial license to someone who couldn’t read the signs. Democrat-run states keep proving that basic competence is racist.

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@ZitoSalena They weren’t misled. They just didn’t realize how loud the backlash would be this fast. And now they’re all pretending they had no idea.