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Really funny after like 4 years I have some $loan profits. Guitar money, nothing special. I have no idea how to spend it other than bit refill.

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@BullyEsq I have no context here and am not a penis naming bro, but Mein Furhur seems a bit much.

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@HereOnMars_ I'm thinking of doing the shirt under the shirt thing again. You want in?

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@mysticaloaks I mean it's hard to do when you're actively bleeding so it makes sense. Also I like that our conversations aren't bound to rigid timelines.

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@mysticaloaks I did some maths on just making an urgent appointment next day with my family med and I think it would beat the ER. Depending on the risk tolerance.

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@HereOnMars_ Yeah you gotta be careful with the back man. For the record, I was referring to middle-aged "abs", which are in the upper range if I don't look like I'm expecting.

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Hitting the age where lifting any weights is a thing and abs that haven't made a run south is a victory.

Midwest, though. Everybody fat here.

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@Buzzy__Gran That last part about Italian and retarded are redundant.

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@HereOnMars_ Screw em!

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If you don't like my Easter posts you're going to hell.

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Happy Esther as every year to the universe.

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We literally nuked Japan and they treat us better than Europeans.

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It's a truth Americans ignored. We told ourselves hatred from Europe wasn't anything special because everyone hated us. Because there was something about us that deserved it. Deserved contempt, vitriol.

But no, truth is Europe hates us because there's something wrong with them.

Breaking the language barrier with Japan has made it abundantly clear that Americans aren't beholden to a Europe that constantly stabs us in the back. Counts every single favor as some outsized gift that we should count our blessings to have, considers every debt to us as a matter of just what we owe them for being what we are.

Consider every interaction you've had with a European, or even Canadian, where they've treated American-ness like it was some sort of disease, a malady, a "thing" that made you inferior. That you owed them some otherwise unspoken apology for.

Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about. You do. We've all encountered it, sometimes daily.

None of it was true of course, but that didn't matter to them.

Piggish Americans.
Stupid Americans.
Buffoonish Americans.

For the longest time we've treated Europe like that angry friend who constantly says mean spirited cruel things, but really loves you in the end and will always have your back. When, no, Europe just hates us.

Europe plays at being our friend because it needs us but then promptly knifes us in the back and twists it just to hear the sucking sound every chance they get.

It's time to be honest with ourselves. It's not us, it's them, and they've been telling us how much they hate us for decades. It's time we believed them. It's time we acted accordingly.

None of this applies to Poland. You're cool.
Also we like Italy's Prime Minister. She's cool.
Żadna z tych rzeczy nie dotyczy Polski. Polska jest spoko. Inoltre, ci piace la Prima Ministra dell’Italia. È cool.

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@celestialbe1ng Gonna try this as a man just for lols.