Joker Report

Sunderland fanzine and Stewart Donald’s best mates. Big fans of George Honeyman and World of Warcraft. We also do podcasts. Parody.

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We owe Barry from Ford Estate an apology.

He knars better

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Which airport is he flying from Keef? 🤔 ✈️

[Keith Downie @SkySports_Keith]

🚨 ✈️ BREAKING: Anthony Gordon will travel to Barcelona to undergo a medical tomorrow!
💵 🤝 Newcastle have tonight agreed a deal with the Catalan club that nets #NUFC £69.3m (€80m) for the England international.

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Massive game in Scotland right now. Bet Hearts super fan Keef has not stopped tweeting about it.

Let me take a look at his last tweet…

Oh my

#SelfPreservation #ToonSuperFan

[Keith Downie @SkySports_Keith]

⚽️🥴Yasir Al-Rumayyan hits a club photographer with the ball as he has a kick-about on the touchline at St James’ Park.
#NUFC #PIF

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Neutral North East sports correspondent Keef Downie has taken Newcastle’s derby day defeat well.

He’s currently going around the internet reporting Sunderland fan accounts, trying to get them banned.

#SAFC #NUFC

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Can anyone help Dougie out for a derby ticket next week?

Would hate to see him fall off the bandwagon this early

[Dougie Critchley @DougieCritchley]

Sunderland fans…

Does anyone have a spare ticket for the derby?

Wasn’t able to get one through general sale, would be forever grateful 🙏🏻

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Newcastle’s owners buying 15 year olds again

[Craig Hope @CraigHope_DM]

🚨 EXC: Newcastle beat Spurs to signing of Barnsley & England Under-15 star dubbed “the next John Stones”

👇 Full details 👇

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How many did it end up being then Keef? 4 or 5?

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Got some bad news for you Keef, the season started last week

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Always the sign of a top journalist, willing to change a true story to protect himself.

Something his colleague Jamal Khashoggi should have knew

[Keith Downie @SkySports_Keith]

@GeordieSwede No. Getting too much grief. You guys don’t want to hear that

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Have to agree with Captain Mouthpiece here.

Also if you don’t believe Sunderland will win every single game next season, please don’t get a season ticket. Leave the tickets for people who believe, rather than quitters 😎

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Just when you think Michael Oliver getting abused and threatened was bad enough. Now this.

Hope Graham carries on. I assume it’s a decent podcast

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19 years old - We don’t criticise.

19 years and 3 days old - poor and needs to bounce back quickly.

We call a spade and spade here, give or take 3 days.

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Hardly Henry Winter is he?

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🚨 DEADLINE DAY BREAKING NEWS 🚨

Captain Mouthpiece is still full of shite. More to follow…

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ICYMI Roker Report implied a fan was racist today for saying he’d sell Ekwah and Mundle.

Voice of the fans

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Probably best leaving the jokes to the professionals. Maybe best just sticking to being the clubs mouthpiece

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‘Someone at the club’

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Update

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Remember when Roker Report used to claim that Denver Hume could become a Premier League footballer?