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[Chris Woodward @ReporterChrisW]

That time I *finally* made @YahooFinance:

https://t.co/4cDvtSikhW

[Chris Woodward @ReporterChrisW]

@RealBrittHughes I went to a high school volleyball game where the home coach, at a time when her team was losing, stormed onto the court and asked opposing fans to be quiet during serves because it made her players nervous. I was like, If y'all cant serve a volleyball amid cheers, Lord help you

[Chris Woodward @ReporterChrisW]

All the ones that have played since Jay "I actually won a playoff game" Fiedler.

[ThePhinstones @The_Phinstones]

Who is the worst QB in Miami Dolphins history????

[Chris Woodward @ReporterChrisW]

@drewdyck Secretary Rubio spoke to reporters in France this week and was like "France isn't even involved"

[Pete Thamel @PeteThamel]

The timing of the signing will allow coach Jeff Lebby to build a recruiting/portal class around Taylor, as the school pitched Taylor on an uptick in overall investment. Taylor attempted to play through a turf toe injury, but ultimately elected to have surgery on Oct. 29. He’s in line to return for spring practice.

[Chris Woodward @ReporterChrisW]

Tonight, just before the end of the closing prayer at church, I sneezed. It wasn't a rib buster kind of sneeze but strong enough for a lady behind me to laugh.

[Chris Woodward @ReporterChrisW]

@RapSheet Ring the cowbell, @LeahRaps!

#HailState

[Chris Woodward @ReporterChrisW]

@RivsHughey If money solved all the problems, Texas A&M would have a dynasty and Indiana would still be mid.

[Chris Woodward @ReporterChrisW]

If money solved all the problems, TAMU would have a dynasty and Indiana would still be mid.

[CBS Sports College Football 🏈 @CBSSportsCFB]

"If you're gonna get $2M at Mississippi State and $6M at Miami, go to Miami."

@PriscoCBS on what could be next for Kamario Taylor.

#justfootball

[Chris Woodward @ReporterChrisW]

A single mother.

[HAWK @HawkEmDownChris]

Captain America is unavailable.

Who’s your favorite superhero of all time?

[Alexandra DeSanctis Marr @xan_desanctis]

An answer to a question nobody was asking. Get some new ideas.

[Chris Woodward @ReporterChrisW]

Splunge
Whynot
D'Lo
Possum Neck
and Panther Burn

[Shad White @shadwhite]

Where should we visit next?

[Chris Woodward @ReporterChrisW]

But you had a desire to have that...hair?

[Variety @Variety]

Russell Brand’s Pubic Hair Removed From London Museum After Rape Conviction, Curator Says 'I Have No Desire to Hear His Name Again' https://t.co/TgwiYU9eR6

[Chris Woodward @ReporterChrisW]

I mean, I could exercise and look like that, but someone has to keep snack food manufacturers in the black.

[🌸 @Eriife0]

Glen Powell, 37, shirtless packs on the PDA with Landman star Michelle Randolph, 27, as their romance continues moment after he left his ex girlfriend, Gigi Paris.

[Chris Woodward @ReporterChrisW]

"Licence to Marmalade"

The villain? Dr. No-Crust.

[Jaythechou @jaythechou]

Paddington has tested for the role of James Bond.

[American Family News @AFN_Network]

Efforts to boycott Jewish-owned businesses in Philadelphia backfired this week as community members and allies turned out to show support.

Click here for @ReporterChrisW's radio news report:

https://t.co/LMAO9Ufvio

[Benjamin Domenech @bdomenech]

She's an accomplished writer for The New Yorker getting into publishing. He's a Patagonia vest wearing AI reliant finance guy who wants to absorb her fledgling company.

The twist: he can't read.

[Chris Woodward @ReporterChrisW]

@bdomenech The twist was the best part!

[Chris Woodward @ReporterChrisW]

You know how some prescription drug ads feature songs from a long time ago?

I just saw one with a song...from the 90s.

[Chris Woodward @ReporterChrisW]

Ha!

[Chris Woodward @ReporterChrisW]

Where might you be going, @CoachHuff?

[On3 @On3]

NEW: Memphis head coach Charles Huff on coaches recruiting against him:

"Every time a coach says, 'Coach Huff ain’t going to be there,' it actually works in my favor. Because if I’m leaving Memphis, I ain’t going to high school. I’m going to something bigger. So I tell the kids, 'you're going with me,' just like the 31 did at the other place."

(h/t @TheJonahDylan)