BREAKING:
Miami Running Back Mark Fletcher got injured at an after party following the win over FAMU. He will miss the next two weeks with injury.
Coach Sum Ting Wong told me, “He be ok noting reary bad!”
BIG GAME MIKE:
From the team hotel, Texas Head Coach Mike Bianco told me that he told his team ahead of the Ohio State matchup tonight,
“We’ll compete and expect to win. And for we don’t…. That’s baseball!”
PER SOURCES.
Alabama coach Nick Robbins was ARRESTED in Tuscaloosa last week after the Tide’s STUNNING Week 1 loss to ECU.
Robbins and his (re-married) wife Ashley ShoheiOhtani have reportedly been “at odds” again and were involved in another “situation”
More to come…
Coach Reed’s officially statement on alleged cheating allegations…
The Coach is staying ahead of the rumors and coming out publicly before the big time user matchup with the Texas Longhorns.
After many and I mean many false reports of us cheating on offense by telling the qb where to throw unfortunately the ARFL has fined us and suspended our use of offensive audibles and adjustments against Texas Saturday.
@ReporterJames17
Coach Pork was later released from custody with no charges.
Certainly somthing to keep an eye on.
I’m also sure other ARFL coaches will remember this picture…
Breaking
Newly hired head coach of the Georgia Bulldogs John Pork was arrested in Athens this afternoon for reckless driving.
He told the media, “If a Dawgs gonna drive, he gonna do it fast!”
Fans have been claiming “he’s fitting right in.”
Coach “Chin” was seen in Columbus, Ohio accepting the buckeyes head coaching job with Coach Robbins Famous Ex Wife Ashley ShoeiOhtani and it turned heads.
I asked Coach about it and he just told me “I don’t know why don’t you ask Nick about it. O-H.”
The saga continues.
BREAKING
This ARFL season will feature a “wheel of events” of sorts that will be spun to “spice up the league” and “cause chaos”
My source didn’t have much details on the wheel but mentioned how prominent of a role it will play this season.
Get your popcorn ready !🍿
Coach John Pork made the move to Athens to coach the Georgia Bulldogs.
I asked him about the Dawgs past with Athens PD and he said,
“I love breaking the law. With all this NIL I’m going to be paying off Georgia and Athens PD”
“We apologize (not really) to the Ole Miss Baseball family for leaving this way, but it was the right decision as my beautiful wife has taken on her new role as Jr. Vice President Treasurer of the MuzzyWuzzyFuzzy foundation here in Austin.”#thatsbaseball
Coach Sum Ting Wong made a move to Miami to coach the Hurricanes and he told me:
“I am ready to bring back the U. Cathorics vs Convicts is back. Arr I care about is getting the best tarent out there and winning trophies.”
New Mississippi State Bulldog’s Head Coach Jax Campbell had this to say when I ask him about the “massive wave of negativity” following his pick:
“Wave of Negativity? Call me Cody Maverick the way I’m about to ride that wave! Couldn’t care less about!”
Alabama Coach Nick Robbins seemed alittle “loose” but he was adamant on telling me this about A&M’s Coach Gold:
“Coach gold? More like Coach gay! A&M? More like GAY&M. Fuck the faggies!” - Coach Robbins
BREAKING
The ARFL is BACK and the draft results are in:
Pax - Oregon
Mason - A&M
Nick - Bama
Jacob - Texas
Chin - Ohio State
Jack - Notre Dame
Jake - Indiana
Jax - Mississippi State
Reed - Miami
Pigger - Georgia
NO telling what kinds of drama and games will unfold this season!
💥PER SOURCES💥
MULTIPLE ARFL coaches have been spotted in Pike Road, Alabama for a “important meeting”
Rumors are going around about what the meeting is for but nothing is confirmed.
#ARFLSPN#MonitoringTheSituation
🚨Breaking News🚨
Ashley ShoeiOhtani has been spotted in the Baton Rouge airport WITHOUT Coach Chin or Robbins.
One sources told me that “No wonder Robbins Divorced her”
What’s next in the Ashley ShoeiOhtani-Chin-Robbins saga?
#ARFLSPN