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🚨📊 | James Milner has overtaken Gareth Barry to become the all-time Premier League appearance holder after coming on as a substitute today.

A remarkable milestone for one of the league’s most durable servants. 👏

( Via @SkySportPL )

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🚨🟥 | Xavi Simons has now received the same number of red cards as goals scored this season after a horror tackle on Virgil van Dijk.

A moment to forget in an otherwise mixed campaign.

( Via @SkySportPL )

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🚨🔵 | Cole Palmer will miss today’s game against Newcastle after aggravating his groin injury once again. Club opting for caution.

( Via @SkySportPL )

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🚨🔵 | Chelsea are exploring a move for Darwin Núñez ahead of the January transfer window.

The club admire Núñez’s willingness to stretch defences, viewing him as a profile currently missing in their frontline since loaning out Nicolas Jackson.

( Via @SkySportPL )

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🚨🗣️| Jamie Carragher when being asked if he regretted spitting at fans!

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🚨🔵 | Chelsea have reportedly pushed their advertising boards closer to the pitch ahead of this weekend’s match against Everton, aiming to limit long-throw threat as they look to regain some form.

( Via @SkySportPL)

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🚨🗣️| Enzo Fernández on the GOAT debate 🐐

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🚨🗣️| Zinedine Zidane on the links to Manchester United

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[🟢] BREAKING: Liverpool have BANNED Jamie Carragher from Anfield. The club believe he is tarnishing his reputation and embarrassing himself.

(@pauljoyce)

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🚨💣 Chelsea Star Player Mykailo Mudryk Provisional Ban have been Lifed✅

Plans are underway to send him out on loan in January. #CFC

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🚨🚨 | BREAKING: Chelsea’s FA disciplinary case on 74 charges, including alleged secret agent payments from the Abramovich era, is set to conclude this week.

[@martynziegler]

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The 𝗙𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗦𝗧 𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗥 to 100 Premier League goals 🇳🇴⚡️

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Moises Caicedo was issued a red card for this challenge on Mikel Merino in Chelsea vs Arsenal.

Milan Skriniar was not issued any foul whatsoever for his challenge on Gabriel Sara in Fenerbahce vs Galatasaray 👀

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🚨 BREAKING: Netflix are in early talks with Moisés Caicedo following last night’s performance…

Studio executives reportedly said: “Someone get this guy an agent. No midfielder should act this well.”

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🚨| BREAKING: A set of Chelsea fans set to unveil a new banner at Stamford Bridge today.

The banner takes a dig at Arsenal’s trophy cabinet.

(Via @CFCMods)

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@phowobie_ 😌

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🚨 | Hansi Flick on his reaction during the Barcelona vs Alaves game last night:

🗣️ “ We were losing too many easy balls. It reminded me of the Chelsea game.”

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@KalshiFC You’re welcome 💙

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🚨🔵 | Chelsea have reportedly moved their advertising boards forward to prevent Arsenal from taking long throws in their game this weekend.

( Via @InsideChelseaHQ )

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@ThaEuropeanLad lol