Post MowLawn

I order fajitas for the attention.

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I don’t understand why anybody would do cocaine when they can just listen to 80’s New Wave music and do cocaine.

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All republicans are fucking Nazi cunts.

Don’t argue. You are.

I’m deleting this after the week.

Stop using this app.

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@blumenfeld Let’s hear it

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@Junglegsus @zerochills Holy shit. I thought TNR stood for Trap n’ Release. I’m a moron.

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No one shoplifts by putting things up their ass anymore.

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Big Bang Theory but it takes place in Westeros.

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@blumenfeld How so?

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The worst part about having these wealth hoarding billionaires stuck in a submarine in the ocean with no chance of survival is that there weren’t more of them on board.

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Comedians in Cars Getting Toppy

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Quentin Tarantino’s next movie isn’t his last movie because he’s retiring, but because he’s using this one to film so much foot footage that they won’t let him make any more movies after this one.

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I wish he was Machine Gunned Kelly

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@jakeandamir @blumenfeld Who is your favorite Simpsons side character?

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@guyfieri please help if you can

https://t.co/a8AaCAmaM4

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@blumenfeld I’m serious

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@blumenfeld Schwimmer’s ear

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@blumenfeld I’m serious

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@blumenfeld WHO

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@ITYSL They don’t have no souls!

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@blumenfeld Pissed

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Happy Juneteenth, Fathers Day, and Gay Pride Month to all the Gay Black Fathers out there!