McFaggot

25&Pierced \ Was @BandFanForYou\ Rowan 💙\ Youtube whore \ Addicted to the office \ I make dad jokes to make up for mines absence\
Lost my bestfriend 01.08.22💔

[McFaggot @ReptilianQueenn]

Never changing this Twitter name... I'm fucked 😂

[McFaggot @ReptilianQueenn]

@TommyWiseau hey do you wanna come to my wedding next year?

[McFaggot @ReptilianQueenn]

@MichealMartinTD you guys arent even real

[SHEETZ @sheetz]

@ReptilianQueenn No can do

[McFaggot @ReptilianQueenn]

@sheetz LOL worth a shot.
Guests are still getting sheetz dogs though

[McFaggot @ReptilianQueenn]

Day 1 of asking @sheetz to MTO cater my wedding 💕

[McFaggot @ReptilianQueenn]

Chat im crashing out.. because how did my grandma die at 56 and my dad die at 49.
Im 28.
Am I actually midlife right now???

[pato @v4mpisex]

JOJI IS BACK

[McFaggot @ReptilianQueenn]

Im giving myself another ED.

[McFaggot @ReptilianQueenn]

@kanyewest Real.

[McFaggot @ReptilianQueenn]

I got really drunk and bought a @sushitrash cassette tape and it came today.

And who said that drinking leads to bad decisions?

[Jamie H @JamieHComedy]

“Now cheat on your wife with a teenager”

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@joni_askola F u retard

[McFaggot @ReptilianQueenn]

And at some point.. it went from making jokes about my dad leaving, to making jokes about him being dead.
While it's almost the same thing, it feels like a line drawn in the sand.

[fupalympics 🤸‍♀️✨ @fupalympics]

Imagine you’ve been hate watching Amberlynn Reid for years and then your wife cheats on you with her… I’d burn the house down lmaoooo 😭

[McFaggot @ReptilianQueenn]

Sheeeesh

[McFaggot @ReptilianQueenn]

It's embarrassing that I'm thinking of him, more than he's thinking of me

[Tommy Wiseau @TommyWiseau]

If a lot of people love each other the world would be a better place to live. tW

[McFaggot @ReptilianQueenn]

"All that" is just SNL for kids