Dave

It’s easy when you’re big in Japan.

[Dave @RepublikOFDave]

You can microwave anything if you believe.

[Lance Corporate @lance_corporate]

Dental hygienist (28F): I’m sorry to be the one to tell you this but based on my observations you are mere hours from death

Dentist (44M): looks good man

[Pittsburgh Scanner @pgh_scanner]

South Side. East Carson Street. Caller said that she is mad that IRS keeps taking all her money.

[Dave @RepublikOFDave]

4 first round picks is insane

[St. Louis Blues @StLouisBlues]

We've acquired Connor McMichael, Milton Gastrin and a first-round pick (No. 16 overall) in 2026 from the Washignton Capitals in exchange for Jordan Kyrou. #stlblues

TRADE DETAILS ➡️ https://t.co/I7K7zDK7CC https://t.co/I7K7zDK7CC

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

I can’t believe Dustin Brown got a statue outside cryptocoins arena in Los Angeles just for running around and elbowing the sedin brothers directly in the head. Like that is so sick

[Jess Belmosto @jessbelmosto]

Brady Tkachuk arriving in Florida for training camp

[Cimmerian Pervert @cimmerian_v]

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[SZG @SuperZeldaGirl]

All of us after hearing those three notes of Saria's song

[Jacob “Davis” McClintok @jacobmcclintok]

210 yards out, caddy hand me the Bob😂✌️

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

one day u are 17 and you think you know everything and the next day you are the age your mother got married at and every morning you question if a life of loneliness and resentment is all you are destined for

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

If they’re gonna remake Ocarina of Time I hope it’s a reimagining where the elements are still there just delivered in a new way.

If it’s just OoT but prettied up again, I’ll still buy it because I’m Zelda’s good little paypig, I’ll just be less jazzed about it.

[Dave @RepublikOFDave]

Make it a trilogy like FF7 and the first game is just 40 hours of Kokiri Forest.

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time will be reborn on Nintendo Switch 2 in 2026. #NintendoDirect

[SW @SnowMed34]

Beer League Hockey locker room talk but it’s Fall Out style dialogue where if you say the wrong thing it hurts your locker room standing,

[FE MS Paint Memes for the Strategically Challenged @fe_paint]

Been replaying DK64 and I will never understand what bullshit Funky was on in that game

[The Bratt Pack @TheBrattPack63]

Welcome to the Black Parade, PK Subban

[Dave @RepublikOFDave]

As a Morrissey fan, I often forget that it's abnormal for artists to cancel concerts.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Just got drunk and starting to get pissed about 9/11

[Eastern Bloc Visuals @eastblocvisuals]

You're an East German border guard Harry

[John “Teenus” Remington @zynaftersex]

I am so fucking serious why did the media try to make me hate this guy he fucking rocks

[Harpsibored @harpsibored]

These parents woke up and chose violence