Typhon Volta

Extreme metalhead, drummer, and meme man. Loves A7X, Trivium, Pinkly Smooth, Metallica, and Gojira. Top drummers: The Rev, Alex Bent. Trapt Megafan

[Privatize Everything @PrivatizeEdu]

@philthatremains I have always found it odd that the left likes to sexualize everything but also consider almost everything sexual assault

[Phil Labonte 🇺🇸 @philthatremains]

If being against the sexualization of children is "right-wing" then I don't even want to lean left.

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@GrippingFood Where the fuck yall live where there's still M&M McFlurries? I haven't seen those in years!

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@MrTLexify PM63? 🤮🤮🤮 everything else hype tho

[Sarah 🚩 #WearAMaskYouStupidBastards @sazmeister88]

@tedxlondon @n1kk1m if trans women are women (which they are), then why do we need this new word? idk, feels like the same energy as giving gay people civil unions instead of marriage. they're the same but not actually the same, equal but not actually equal.

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@philthatremains 16. I've skipped school exactly once, broke my collarbone, friend got a limo for his birthday in like 1st grade, and I've met a few celebrities

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@ZainRodger @Struggle_Tweet There really isn't. As long as you stay hydrated, and don't piss inside the vagina (that can disrupt the pH in there and lead to infection, oral, body, and anal pissing is fair game tho) there's no negatives other than the mess and the possibility that you don't actually enjoy it

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@Struggle_Tweet I actually relate to this and I hate it

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@Xbox Police Truck

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@TriviumPaolo My Hatred
The Calamity
Upon the Shores
The Crusade
Beneath the Sun
Unrepentant
Vengeance
Wake
Breathe in the Flames
Chaos Reigns
Collapse the Masses

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@MrTLexify People that hate maps solely because they aren't Primis or Ultimis or connected to the Aether storyline

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@Loudwire @slipknot Nonono, Iowa's the state just north of Misery

[Lewis Spears @LewSpears]

Discussing the use of the word “cunt” is classified as hate speech by Instagram and YouTube.
Thank god for stand up comedy, these companies are run by dorks

[Soup @Sniping_Soup]

YouTube: Don’t say fuck in the first minute of a video.

Also YouTube:

[Hannah Cox @HannahDCox]

Your political party should not be your religion.

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@Jorji73 @RegularShowCart @h3h3productions Cutoff between millennials and zoomers is debatable but usually between '95 and '97