on my twelfth birthday, i begged my parents to let me stay home from school. my bff was visiting me from florida, bc she had moved the year before. They firmly said, "absolutely not," and sent me to school.
around 10 am, i got a call down to the front office. /1
we are a country of over 330 MILLION people and the two main options we get are these pathetic jackasses. what an absurd reality. infinite resources to improve our lives and the world yet we’re stuck with two deathbed losers with nothing to offer.
Girls will suffer unearthly tragedies and still run errands the same day with a smile on their face but if a man’s parents divorce when he is 12 he will unleash his wrath on the world for the rest of his life