Did you know: Caralluma Fimbriata was proven to suppress appetite and help weight loss in its first scientific study with humans https://t.co/RzKgUHquqH
The person before me on the LP was chasing the gainzzz, man.
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Don’t get me wrong, I don’t make fun of people going light weight or doing massive drop sets, or being old AF and keeping it… https://t.co/zZS4Q7cGc2
Yo! Two-percenters club.
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You’re all full of 💩
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Even you sly bastards saying you’re 3 or 4%...you’re more like 3 or 4% full of, ummmm, shit.
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The devices that measure body fat aren’t… https://t.co/kpNotfKK89
Seriously, just shut up and get on with it if you love working so much.
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These feckin meatheads posting photos of themselves trying to look profound, and mostly misspelling their… https://t.co/cRiKrdDff3
BRO: “Duhfuck, bruh. I hate doin cardio. You do dat shit bruh?”
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ME: “No. I just did ten thousand reps though.”
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BRO: “Shit. Nah. Aight. Shit bruh. What on?”
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ME: “Seated rows.”
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BRO:… https://t.co/EdL6NAXHM1
Old geezers love their post-gym naked time. Go in my locker room any time of the day, up to about 8pm, and it's like a leather tanning chorizo factory in there. .
I swear one old boy does… https://t.co/jRBr4RvttT
Old geezers love their post-gym naked time. Go in my locker room any time of the day, up to about 8pm, and it's like a leather tanning chorizo factor in there.
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I swear one old boy does… https://t.co/fI243fxZko