Resident Idiot

IM BACK RAHHH
18, Major DB geek
Frequents NSFW, MDNI

[im bad at names 🏳️‍🌈🇲🇽🇵🇸 @cheesemuffin69]

“I don’t like blue idk i just don’t like him”
Average Blue dialogue:

[STAR ★" @StarTropica]

We gotta kill grok

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

A lot of you hate onlyfans girls more than you hate pedophiles and rapists and it’s weird

[Resident Idiot @ResidentDumb]

@seniawaynee ???? What dat mean

[Lucien IV🌙 @Viotocrat]

The anger of all incel forums combined can’t match the resentment a girl has for her prettier sister

[𝕮𝖆𝖗𝖓𝖆𝖑 𝕶𝖓𝖔𝖜𝖑𝖊𝖉𝖌𝖊 @themostazezo]

bro code is a sitcom trope that does not actually exist in real life.

[sobho @SoupLorrd]

There’s no such thing as activating her feminine energy. She either likes you or not.

[bubbaloo @bubba_bobboca]

i understand alphys i wouldve killed myself too if this was the thing that genocided my specie

[guardsman basil gaming @LasgunSunflower]

#BEASTMODE

[⚠︎ @yuji_404]

crushing on people for treating me like a human being has to be top 10 most pathetic aura losses

[Joe @j0emcelr0y]

Just seen a goth in shorts

It really is that hot

[Resident Idiot @ResidentDumb]

@Lademoniakitty dm?

[Resident Idiot @ResidentDumb]

@blairstorms21 Does brown work too lol

[Resident Idiot @ResidentDumb]

@DiscussingFilm @cartmansfinsta Based alert even tho idk who this is

[Silly Mode🇺🇸🇵🇭 @projection2024]

The superman one is more saddening because the boy is pure at heart.

[Resident Idiot @ResidentDumb]

@blairstorms21 Need dat

[Chudfish @Chudfish14921]

Female horror: imagine if your friend who you enjoy hanging out with asked you out... but he WASNT 6'0 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

[Tjnova @Tjnova571]

IF YALL REALLY MISS THIS GAME SO MUCH, JOIN THE BIGGEST POKKEN SERVER EVER AND START RUNNING HANDS WITH EACH OTHER. THE GAME AINT DEAD SO PULL UP (invite in replies)

[Resident Idiot @ResidentDumb]

@HEIWA_RENE ngl I’m not even an Umamusume fan but reading that Trainer backstory stuff has me genuinely invested

I need 500 chapters of this shit in my veins LMAO

[James @James32980438]

This is such an alien mindset for me as a man, because being friends with someone and gradually having it evolve into a relationship seems like the ideal scenario. It shows that they don't just like you for shallow reasons. You already like each, now you can love each other.