Residentkeene

Cash App me I don't strangle kids or stab them at track meets.

[Residentkeene @ResidentKeene]

https://t.co/txnBhDmBD2

Wanted: Benevolent Patron for Time Traveling Non Child Killer. Reward: One Free Bicycle.
Or maybe even:
Sponsor a Hero: Support a Time Traveler Who Doesn't Murder Their Kids.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Man Who Agrees With The Media, Universities, Corporations, And Hollywood Thinks He's Part Of The Resistance https://t.co/GsUcivd1LU

[Ally Ragsdale @allyragsdale]

Muslims: Jesus was a prophet.

Buddhists: Jesus was a teacher.

Hindus: Jesus is another god.

Atheists: Jesus was just a person.

Christians: Jesus is fully man & fully God. He died for our sins and rose again on the third day. All who believe in him will have eternal life.

[Offend_no_one @offendnoone]

Women will never understand the simple joy men get from just existing.

A man can arrive in a new city, walk around for hours, explore random streets, observe people, and be completely fucking content.

Then a woman joins.

Now there needs to be an agenda.

Cafe. Restaurant. Shopping. Tourist spot. Photos.

Next location.

Something always has to be happening.

Meanwhile, a man can grab a good drink, sit in the town square for three hours, watch the world move around him, and think:

"Yeah. This is f*cking nice."

No itinerary. No entertainment. No destination.

Just existing without needing existence to entertain you.

Being a man is peaceful.

[Tevin Macharia Mukabana @TevinMacharia]

A Muslim Man encounters Jesus Christ and converts to Christianity declaring Jesus is Lord and one true God

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

All the liars and hustlers want to move on

[MuhFugger @itsjusttimbro]

G.O.A.T Shht!

[GodLogic_GL @GodLogic_GL]

Muhammad's marriage to Aisha is the kryptonite of Islam.

No matter how hard they cope, it'll always sound wrong and embarrassing. And deep down inside, they know it.

[Deep Leaks @DeepLeaksHQ]

Actor David Spade raising awareness that a bill was introduced in California to audit where the $20+ billion dollars in missing homeless money went, it passed but then Gavin Newsom VETOED the bill to block the investigation

Yes, this really happened. He blocked bills for an audit MULTIPLE TIMES

Bipartisan bill AB 2903 (unanimous passed 72-0 in the Assembly, 40-0 in the Senate) would’ve forced annual public reports on where the money went

Newsom vetoed it.

Gavin Newsom also vetoed similar bills AB 2570 and AB 2093

“The same broader problem with people paying taxes in California — The homeless, they lose $20 billion, but they want more money for it. That's why people get tired of paying taxes and going, what are you doing? Gavin Newsom just vetoed a bill asking for an audit of where the money for homeless goes. He said, not a chance. You're not gonna see that. That's the problem.”

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

HOLY SH*T

@City_of_Ottumwa in Iowa opened up their most recent city council meeting with a prayer to SATAN.

"Let us pray. Dear dark father... HAIL SATAN"

WTF is wrong with these people???

[Revenant @RevenantRemnant]

I'm tired of "historically accurate" RPGs that are woke propagandist slop for ESG investors, activist journalists, and the modern audience.

[Foxx 🦊 @NadjiaFoxx]

Old but gold 🤌🏼

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

So Democrats are arguing they should be elected because gas prices are too high. Do you know where gas prices are the highest? IN STATES RUN BY DEMOCRATS! They lit the affordability fire — inflation went to 9.1% — and now argue the arsonists can put the fire out better. Crazy.

[Sir Meemsalot @Meme0rable]

Prime Day Discount!

[Proud Elephant 🇺🇸🦅 @ProudElephant]

Liberal black woman: “Black women cannot be racist to white women, do you not understand? How can I be racist to you? I’m black, I can’t be racist!”

🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

[Wiki Leaks 1.0 @WikiLeaksQ]

BREAKING 🚨: FBI whistleblower testifies under oath that FBI won’t allow 11,000+ hours of J6 footage to be released b/c it would expose undercover agents committing crimes inside Capitol

Not only was J6 a Fed setup, but now it’s confirmed that FBI is also covering its tracks

[Deep Leaks @DeepLeaksHQ]

Elizabeth Warren has humiliating psychotic breakdown doing everything she can to protect her big corporate pharma donors.

RFK ends her in 7 second masterclass:

RFK: "You're asking me not to sue pharma companies"

Warren: "NO I AM NOT!"

RFK: "That's exactly what you're doing"

[GodLogic_GL @GodLogic_GL]

The internet has destroyed the "there's only 1 Quran!" lie

[Randy Quaid @RandyRRQuaid]

Born in Texas! 1950

[Trevor Sheatz @TrevorSheatz]

Hell was prepared for the devil and his fallen angels, yet countless humans march toward it willingly. They cling tightly to their self-righteousness while ignoring the cross of Christ.

Don't let that be you.