ResidentMondo

Just a cat looking for a scratching post.

[ResidentMondo @ResidentMondo]

@BetteMidler My mother Pearl with her best rendition. Love your work! Happy Halloween 2019! 👊🏽

[Matt Oswalt @MattOswaltVA]

I guess his other shirt, "Build the wall or I'll gargle your balls" was at the drycleaners

[◥◤Infinite Personalized Kriston Capps @kristoncapps]

Shamewear niche

“Dear Gentrifiers,
My abuela is doing Brujería on you.”

at the National Museum of Women in the Arts

[◥◤Infinite Personalized Kriston Capps @kristoncapps]

Gentrification does increase displacement for the disadvantaged. But not by much. Even non-gentrifying neighborhoods are very dynamic at baseline. https://t.co/1aiYHseS8m

[◥◤Infinite Personalized Kriston Capps @kristoncapps]

Under his projection is a 74-foot-tall, 50-ton marble slab bearing the First Amendment. That thing is on its way out. It has its own weird story. https://t.co/pUim3YledF

[◥◤Infinite Personalized Kriston Capps @kristoncapps]

Here is @TheAtlantic’s incredible collection of essays on the life and legacy of MLK: https://t.co/pLiBseiPWA

[◥◤Infinite Personalized Kriston Capps @kristoncapps]

Hacking the first-ever electronic census in 2020 would mean an attack on the next decade's worth of elections: https://t.co/9fm3Vc6Gja

[ResidentMondo @ResidentMondo]

@MariaBartiromo @MorningsMaria @FoxBusiness Maria. I loved you so much. Youre time at CNBC was superior. At the time you made me love our free market system. Educated. Intellectual. And honest to get to the facts and give a rich analysis on it all. Not any more. Youre a twit zombie that has no novel debate or approach.

[◥◤Infinite Personalized Kriston Capps @kristoncapps]

New from @CityLab: Ben Carson already faced one legal challenge for trying to delay an Obama-era housing rule til 2020—and he lost. https://t.co/xQzp161Vxn

[WBUR @WBUR]

New episode of @FreakOutCarryOn: Where does Steve Bannon go from here? https://t.co/A6ddVCO5oL

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Popular New Amazon Service Just Comes To Your House And Kills You https://t.co/4VOheqF93l #OurAnnualYear

[ResidentMondo @ResidentMondo]

If only... kkkkkkk https://t.co/XrIFRhCEMg

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Study Finds Fewer Millennials Want To Live https://t.co/RR1WqhNvGZ

[◥◤Infinite Personalized Kriston Capps @kristoncapps]

D.C. does Miami: Here's @bellvisuals's protest at Art Basel.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Tips For Reducing Heartburn

[ResidentMondo @ResidentMondo]

Gun humor? I don't get it. ☠🔫#gunsaredumb @ Arvada, Colorado https://t.co/7W14lWtkuR

[ResidentMondo @ResidentMondo]

@voxdotcom Good for Keurig cause all they're gonna do is buy another one during Xmas shopping spree! ☕️

[ResidentMondo @ResidentMondo]

Robert Rodriguez Says Casting Rose McGowan in ‘Grindhouse’ Was an F-U to Harvey Weinstein https://t.co/LngrWvOiDS via @variety

[🌹#PortiaABoulger @PortiaABoulger]

PLZ don't use Polystyrene/Styrofoam. Ask for alternatives-foil & paper. It's dangerous to humans, wild life, & environment. #NationalFoodDay

[NPR @NPR]

Mortician Caitlin Doughty traveled the world to learn how different cultures send loved ones off to the great beyond https://t.co/IGz8lcGdcj

[Vox @voxdotcom]

Before you see Blade Runner 2049, you should probably rewatch the three versions of the original. https://t.co/GkPSx0etdq