Resident Unvisor

Resident Unvisor providing you with the latest info from around the world's electronic music scene. (Parody, obviously)

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Breaking: @DJ_Sneak responds to Trump #MuslimBan: "I'm a house gangster" before lighting a blunt and then repeating "I'm a house gangster"

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@Novomusic shut it brown nose

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News: Don't forget @BenKlock travels forward in time 1 hour next weekend to add on an hour to his extended 3 month closing set at @berghain

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I am @FourTet

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@Drizzt_KB no

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News: @BurialUK spotted buying premium car wash package + lucozade at morrisons petrol station in hull #keepsUsGuessing #mysterious #wow

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Breaking news: @DJ_Sneak declares himself to be a 'house gangster', smokes a 'blunt', and goes back to bed. #PeoplesChampion #RealTalk

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News: German dance music community concerned by recent GEMA plans to heavily tax DJs who who perform 'spinbacks'. #SpinTax

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Tech tips: Make your track more credible and exciting by adding in a constant crowd applause sample throughout the entire track.

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@rodmalmok yolo

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Releases: Dangerous Peado Ep released from prison available exclusively at @hardwax on 12" #RealAnaloguePeado #UndergroundPeado

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Festivals: @BLOCWKND exclusive interview: "i'm sorry baby, i swear i'll never hit you again, just give me another chance, i've changed"

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The feed : @DJJeffMills gives heated speech at "anti-wizard" conference. "Fuck all dem wisardz fuck all dem if u c a wisard cut him"

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. @ScubaUK to end @berghain residency to dedicate more time to tweeting.

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Breaking through: Rodhad.

Berlin's first ginger Dj. "No one even minds he's ginger" - anon. #fresh #isthisthefutureoftechno? #redheadstyle

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Time for @PanPotOFFICIAL's #PanPotsKitchenTips:

when baking, all your ingredients should start at room temperature, to help release flavour

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"Celebrity DJ" is one of the worst marriages of two terms in the dictionary and that is the Gospel

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Vote for your favourite RU podcast of 2012 http://t.co/f4pP1SNH

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Time to vote for your favourite anonymous juke box of 2012

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Tech Tips: Make sure if you're working "in the box" that you're digitally clipping in the red for that vintage analogue sound.