sᴛᴇᴠᴇ ʀᴏɢᴇʀs

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀"ɪ ғɪɴᴀʟʟʏ ɢᴏᴛ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ... ᴀɴᴅ ɪ'ᴍ ᴡᴇᴀʀɪɴɢ ᴛɪɢʜᴛs." ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀#мåɾℓσωє ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ Parody•Not Affiliated With Chris Evans

[sᴛᴇᴠᴇ ʀᴏɢᴇʀs @ResilientPtriot]

"ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʙᴜʟʟɪᴇs, ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴄᴀʀᴇ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇʏ'ʀᴇ ғʀᴏᴍ."

• ʙɪ - ᴍᴀʟᴇ ʟᴇᴀɴ - sᴜʙ
• sʜɪᴘs sᴛᴜᴄᴋʏ, sᴛᴏɴʏ ᴏʀ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴄʜᴇᴍ
• sᴇʀɪᴏᴜs ᴀɴᴅ ᴄʀᴀᴄᴋ! ʀᴘ

𝟹+ ʏᴇᴀʀs ʀᴘ ᴇxᴘᴇʀɪᴇɴᴄᴇ

ᴡʀɪᴛᴛᴇɴ ʙʏ #мåɾℓσωє

ʀᴛ?

[sᴛᴇᴠᴇ ʀᴏɢᴇʀs @ResilientPtriot]

Who’s hungry?

Don’t worry, he’s not cooking.

Pizza just got delivered.

[sᴛᴇᴠᴇ ʀᴏɢᴇʀs @ResilientPtriot]

s t r e t c h

he needs coffee

[sᴛᴇᴠᴇ ʀᴏɢᴇʀs @ResilientPtriot]

@DashOfGenius Long suffering sigh.

[sᴛᴇᴠᴇ ʀᴏɢᴇʀs @ResilientPtriot]

Blinks.

“Aren’t you a little young for that— “ dont say language.

“At least you’re not from Jersey.”

[Peter Parker @DashOfGenius]

“The reminder that someone from Queens kicked your ass?” Innocent smile

[sᴛᴇᴠᴇ ʀᴏɢᴇʀs @ResilientPtriot]

Stressed sighs.

“Thanks for the reminder Peter.”

[Peter Parker @DashOfGenius]

Really glad he still has this one on video.

Featuring @ResilientPtriot

[sᴛᴇᴠᴇ ʀᴏɢᴇʀs @ResilientPtriot]

Has his snack gone from post workout health to bored eating what he finds in the kitchen?

a b s o l u t e l y

[sᴛᴇᴠᴇ ʀᴏɢᴇʀs @ResilientPtriot]

—

[sᴛᴇᴠᴇ ʀᴏɢᴇʀs @ResilientPtriot]

time for a post workout snack.

[sᴛᴇᴠᴇ ʀᴏɢᴇʀs @ResilientPtriot]

Exercise is for everyone.

Though he admits maybe sometimes coffee helps.

[sᴛᴇᴠᴇ ʀᴏɢᴇʀs @ResilientPtriot]

Who needs coffee when you have a training room?

He’ll be there if anyone needs him.

[sᴛᴇᴠᴇ ʀᴏɢᴇʀs @ResilientPtriot]

he is e x h a u s t e d—

[sᴀᴍᴍʏ ʟᴀɴɢ @Axxidcntal]

“ɪ ᴍᴀʏ ʙᴇ ᴀ ᴍɪsᴛᴀᴋᴇ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴀᴛ ʟᴇᴀsᴛ ɪ’ᴠᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ʙᴇᴇɴ ғɪʀᴇᴅ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴀɴ ɪᴄᴇ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴍ sʜᴏᴘ— ʏᴇᴛ.”

• ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ʙʀᴏ ᴏғ sᴄᴏᴛᴛ ʟᴀɴɢ

• ʙɪsᴇxᴜᴀʟ
• sʜɪᴘs ᴡ ᴄʜᴇᴍ
• ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴇ ᴀɢᴇs 𝟷𝟼-𝟸𝟶

4+ ʏʀs ʀᴘ ᴇxᴘ

ᴡʀɪᴛᴛᴇɴ ʙʏ #мåɾℓσωє

ʀᴛ & ❤️

[sᴛᴇᴠᴇ ʀᴏɢᴇʀs @ResilientPtriot]

—

[sᴛᴇᴠᴇ ʀᴏɢᴇʀs @ResilientPtriot]

Maybe?

He’s still not fond of his cell phone.

[Lorna Sally Dane @MagnetrixDane]

Had he tried texting them?

[sᴛᴇᴠᴇ ʀᴏɢᴇʀs @ResilientPtriot]

Alright.

Where are all his friends at?

[sᴛᴇᴠᴇ ʀᴏɢᴇʀs @ResilientPtriot]

Waves

[sᴛᴇᴠᴇ ʀᴏɢᴇʀs @ResilientPtriot]

|| Y’all, I’m waiting at the Red Cross now to donate blood for the first time ever.

I h a t e needles.

😬

I keep trying to remind myself that it’s for a good cause.

[sᴛᴇᴠᴇ ʀᴏɢᴇʀs @ResilientPtriot]

Absolutely.

Steve can’t eat it all on his own.

[sᴛᴇᴠᴇ ʀᴏɢᴇʀs @ResilientPtriot]

—

[sᴛᴇᴠᴇ ʀᴏɢᴇʀs @ResilientPtriot]

|| I live!

Apologies for my absence, I’ve been dealing with a lot of medical and anxiety issues, but I think I’ve finally got a decent handle on it all.

So I am back!