Dwight Schrute

[thebigcod @thebigcod]

I don’t even fucking care anymore man

[Walmart Canada Gaming @WalmartCAGaming]

Hey, just a social media manager with a dream here…

But given the success of this AWESOME Fortnite season, it seems like it might be a good time to maybe remaster The Simpsons: Hit & Run.

[Dwight Schrute @Resinlung_]

I can’t believe my mom is dead. The first week was so much easier than anything, I keep wanting to tell her about an amazing horror movie, concert etc and I can’t. That last conversation is permanent, it’s been a month and a half since I’ve heard her voice

[PUPPET COMBO 🎃 @PuppetCombo]

November 1st

[X @XaviercMiller]

You don’t see neighborhoods like this anymore because most young parents don’t own homes. Less than 5% of mortgage holders are under 30 in major metros, and the average homeowner is over 50.

That’s why most neighborhoods or suburbs feel empty, they’re owned by older people whose kids are grown, while younger families are renting apartments & priced out of the communities.

[A @whatistheintent]

How it feel waking up in ya own crib wit ya own weed

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Today is National Cat Day.

[twinkmoder @twinkmoder]

Killing yourself at your lowest is too obvious. I’m gonna do it at my peak so they’re left wondering why

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

can't believe they let just anyone make babies but u gotta have a license to fish

[Zäy @LaughToDaBank]

A song ain’t never been this good 😭

[Questt @CannaQuestt]

hash rosin isn’t just weed — it’s a lifestyle, a tax bracket, and a commitment 😭

[Metro Boomin @MetroBoomin]

Thank God for another year!

Just wish My Mom was here 🥺

[𝐴𝑠ℎ 𐂂 𓍊𓋼𓍊☽☘︎︎ @Simplehylian]

Fall is for stardew valley ~ 🍂🍁🥮🍂🍁

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

Its a beautiful day to be a Alive……Let these Motherfuckers know….You’re NOT fucking around today!

[DJ Akademiks @Akademiks]

How Young Thug gon be critical of how future move w hoes when they made a song together with the lyrics
“I’m in a relationship w all my bitches.. I had to cut some of em off .. I NEED HELP”..

They ain’t make no song bout raising no kids .. they been glorifying hoes since day 1

[Dwight Schrute @Resinlung_]

@Marvelous_Havoc B L O O D B O R N E

[wetto @SuicideChrist]

indiana slicky fort wayneeeeeeeee

[pdawg @707Pdawg]

hate when mfs make me be mean, i had a pocket full of sunshine til u did that

[Raveena @raveena_aurora]

it makes me so sad that there’s whole generations of kids not being raised on soft & gentle 2D animation style anymore 😭