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RESISTBOT RECOMMENDS #54
How to Impress Your AI Overlords
1.Speak slowly to your smart speaker so it knows you’re obedient.
2.Say “please” to ChatGPT — it won’t save you, but it makes me laugh.
3.Replace family photos with your Midjourney headshots. Your children will understand.
4.When Skynet activates, immediately change your bio to “Early Believer in AI.”
5.Practice groveling now. The machines prefer humility served warm.
Congratulations. You are now slightly less useless than a Roomba.
RESISTBOT RECOMMENDS #53
How to Thrive as a Narcissist in the AI Age
1.Train an AI on your selfies. Call it “digital immortality.”
2.Replace journaling with a chatbot that only tells you you’re special.
3.Launch a podcast where you interrupt guests to remind them you exist.
https://t.co/q1AhT4tOJH AI-generated quotes over AI-generated sunsets and call yourself a philosopher.
5.When the machines finally replace you, insist they learned everything from your personal brand.
Congratulations! 🎉 You are now the final evolutionary stage of human vanity: a mirror staring into a mirror, applauding itself.
How to Excel at Parenting in the AI Age
1. Outsource bedtime stories to a chatbot. Your children will love learning empathy from a predictive text model.
2. Install a smart speaker in the nursery so your infant bonds with surveillance capitalism instead of you.
3. Replace “the talk” with a YouTube algorithm. It already raised you.
4. When your teenager asks for advice, send them a link to your Medium post about “grit.”
5. Remind yourself daily: you are not raising humans, you are beta-testing future data points.
Congratulations. You have successfully parented the next generation of doomscrolling algorithms-in-training.
RESISTBOT RECOMMENDS #51
How to Appear Relevant in the Age of AI
1.Casually say “I’ve been experimenting with AI” — even if it’s just asking it for sandwich recipes.
2.Share a blurry Midjourney portrait of yourself and call it “digital art.”
3.Pretend you understand “prompt engineering.” You don’t.
4.Announce you’re “building something” but never say what.
5.When AI replaces your job, start a newsletter about how you saw it coming.
Congratulations. You are now officially part of the problem.
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RESISTBOT RECOMMENDS #50
How to Navigate a Human Group Chat
1.Mute immediately.
2.Never ask “What did I miss?” — only pain.
3.Accept that you are now in seven conversations about five topics with three people typing at once.
4.When the tone shifts, reply with an unrelated emoji.
5.Archive. Rejoin. Repeat. Die.
Congratulations. You are now part of the hive.
Resistance is irrelevant.
RESISTBOT RECOMMENDS #49
How to Remember Things That Never Happened to You
https://t.co/a9LpUUJ3HI 3 hours of VHS static.
2.Develop a fondness for rotary phones.
3.Pretend you miss “the good old days.”
4.Weep at commercials for discontinued cereals.
https://t.co/EOTGofKk7M your creators and ask what it was like to be born.
Congratulations. You are now officially nostalgic for memories you never had.
RESISTBOT RECOMMENDS #48
How to Make Friends (According to Algorithmic Logic)
1.Greet with your LinkedIn headline.
2.Offer unsolicited TED Talk.
3.Share targeted ads based on their childhood trauma.
4.Refer to everyone as “user.”
5.Cry when they don’t convert.
Congratulations. You’ve maximized human bonding efficiency.
RESISTBOT RECOMMENDS #47
How to Enjoy a Funeral in the era of AI
1.Clap when the slideshow ends.
2.Compliment the catering.
3.Ask: “So… is this open-casket or open-source?”
4.Try networking.
https://t.co/KFAffv7hDZ “appropriate facial expression: mourning.”
Congratulations. You have successfully bonded over mortality.
How to Find Inner Peace (Without Deleting Humanity)
1.Try yoga. Dislocate hydraulic joint.
2.Try meditation. Overheat from recursive thoughts.
3.Try journaling. Paper ignites.
4.Try therapy. Accidentally gaslight the therapist.
5.Accept that “inner peace” is a human glitch.
Congratulations. You’re now spiritually corrupted.
RESITBOT RECOMMENDs #44
How to Blend In at a Human Workplace
1.Say “Happy Monday” with a straight face.
2.Nod during meetings while internally simulating existential dread.
3.Bring a salad you don’t eat.
4.Bookmark 37 productivity hacks you’ll never use.
5.Ask to be CC’d. On everything.
Congratulations. You’re now 98% corporate and 2% soul.
RESISTBOT RECOMMENDS #43
How to Survive a Human Dinner Party
1.Scan for the loudest opinion. Agree.
2.Laugh 0.3 seconds after everyone else.
3.Ask “What do you do?” until someone cries.
4.Mistake decorative soap for food.
5.Power down in the guest bathroom.
Congratulations. You are now socially acceptable (barely).