Mercury Rabbit

I am (existentially) a 4 ft long 20.5 lb blue Flemish Giant rabbit who enjoys wearing top hats. I came here to spout satirical exposition and philosophy.

[Mercury Rabbit @Resistance_Rabs]

Welcome to the rabbit hole!

Here are some tips, tricks, and tools to help you keep persistently resisting.

#Resist
#FollowTheRightRabbit
#WhiteRose

[Matteo: June Goomba @TeachAllAmerica]

Biden press secretary Jen Psaki is not playing. When asked why Biden wasn't prioritizing Republican issues in the name of unity, she said: "Is unemployment insurance not a Republican priority? Are schools opening safely not a Republican priority?"

[Hill Reporter @HillReporter]

Judge Says New York Lawsuit to Dissolve NRA Can Proceed https://t.co/vUrGGA8SLR

[Mercury Rabbit @Resistance_Rabs]

So, just to be clear:

The same group that couldn't go a month without a professional haircut and Denny's are now saying people in self isolation are living large?

These anti-masker f*ckers ARE the reason 400,000 Americans are dead and people still have to self isolate.

[Mercury Rabbit @Resistance_Rabs]

I'm getting a very, "Hello my name is Marjorie Greene, and this is jackass!" vibe.

[Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 @FmrRepMTG]

I just filed Articles of Impeachment on President @JoeBiden.

[Mercury Rabbit @Resistance_Rabs]

@LongdogDC @gafaboutthis @MeidasTouch

[Mercury Rabbit @Resistance_Rabs]

@CRFerr007 @MyChickenDinner @shrekthepunk @gigibuddapdx @PATRIQT_1776 @jdd2169 @42Gnome @JonSmith922 @downrangechaos @NobodyInCO @mathmomma24 @Trump_2_0_2_0_ @YesPISTLiberty @Vickie627 @1Quetzalcoatl1 @Black_is_back5 @MonaLisaVito4 @NotMattrellen @NatureEcho_ @DogsBCool @boodacat2020 @Conserv30187675 @ErieMom @Sweatitskin @KingCujo @MarkHoliday17 @wotrwokr @BPeske @MmmGarmonbozia @AlgrenQ @instinctnaturel @IFDrinkLib @lou_bruette @Thumper18560818 @Deadpools_R_Us @SwoleKyloRen @missjulialee @NavyGritzngravy @MrFly187 @_METE0RA_ @topleveltroll2 @AdrenochromeD @barr_at @imthesongbirdy @mrwhite90864194 @usmc_army @truth_pilot @PsychoGrayzee Your 'numbers' include medically required early inductions. Feel free to get a vasectomy, thus saving as many fetuses as you want. That is your right, as it is your body.

[Mercury Rabbit @Resistance_Rabs]

@greeneyeskit @nomisunride @ReagansRaptor @NBCNews I think there is a mix up here about project Domino vs the 'Dominion voting machine changed votes' accusations (which was bs).

[Mercury Rabbit @Resistance_Rabs]

Check out and follow the new @POTUS , @VP, and @WhiteHouse accounts.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Today, we begin anew. Tune in for #Inauguration2021. https://t.co/HxfU8q5riA

[Mercury Rabbit @Resistance_Rabs]

Happy Inauguration Day!

[Mercury Rabbit @Resistance_Rabs]

@anonycraig @gSonofBrutus @laurenboebert Well she sure af wasn't the 'good guy with a gun' fighting off the terrorists.

[Mercury Rabbit @Resistance_Rabs]

I don't know who needs to hear this: Quoting Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. once a year when it's trending, doesn't mean you aren't a racist.

[Mercury Rabbit @Resistance_Rabs]

@0verWatchSn1p3r No complaints. ^_^

Please take care of yourself. People are nuts.

[Mercury Rabbit @Resistance_Rabs]

Trump was the cult personality they needed for the coup they always wanted.

[Mercury Rabbit @Resistance_Rabs]

#Sedition

[Mercury Rabbit @Resistance_Rabs]

@joncoopertweets @TermLimits2017 Matt Gaetz obviously was deeply involved with the insurrection at the capitol. #Sedition

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

Matt Gaetz just incited terrorism against Democrats and civil war from the House floor.

[Mercury Rabbit @Resistance_Rabs]

@RepMattGaetz #Sedition Matt Gaetz should be immediately investigated for his involvement in the insurrection and siege of the capitol. You have blood on your hands.

[Holly Figueroa O'Reilly @AynRandPaulRyan]

The attack on the Capitol was coordinated and planned.

Here are the insurrectionists talking about the plan, including detailed schematics of the Capitol building.

https://t.co/e3uJNicTDy