King Dark Cacao

[King Dark Cacao @ResoluteRoyal]

“With Dragon’s Might, I shall carve a better future for Crispia and the Dark Cacao Kingdom.”

Dark Cacao Cookie!

NSFW RP ACC

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[King Dark Cacao @ResoluteRoyal]

Feels bad not being on here, but Eesh the snow made me feel lazy and now I got work, fuck

Aside from just potential general burnout, dunno why I wanna write so little

[⚙️Your Favorite Inventor!~⚙️ @Rafanan_Inc]

I will say this rn cause I might not be here to say it once it strikes my time, but happy new year everyone, some of yall have made this better than it should be

I will have most, if not, all my own accounts rt this just so it’s out there so yall know

[King Dark Cacao @ResoluteRoyal]

There was meant to be protection?-

She begged for raw-

[King Dark Cacao @ResoluteRoyal]

Well, she did ask for him to do so. It’s not like he wouldn’t do the same for her grandmother if she had requested.

Would she like another round? Mayhaps a dozen rounds even? She is super energetic and whatnot so she could probably take it.

[ᴅᴇʟɪᴠᴇʀ ᴜꜱ! @F0rThe0rder_]

ꜱᴘʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀᴅ ᴏꜰ ᴏᴜʀ ᴅɪᴠɪɴᴇ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛᴏʀꜱ, ꜰᴏʀ ɪᴛ ɪꜱ ᴊᴏʏ ꜰᴏʀ ᴀʟʟ ᴄᴏᴏᴋɪᴇᴋɪɴᴅ!

ɴꜱꜰᴡ ᴘᴏʀᴛʀᴀʏᴀʟ ᴏꜰ Seltzer Cookie. ᴍᴅɴɪ.
ꜱɪɴɢʟᴇ ᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ ᴍᴜꜱᴇ/ɴᴏ ᴍᴠʀᴘ.
ᴀʀᴛ ɪɴ ᴘɪɴ ʙʏ @/ᴛᴏxᴜɴᴅᴇʀᴄᴏᴠᴇʀ !

[ꜱᴡᴇᴇᴛ ꜱʟᴜᴍʙᴇʀ~ @EternalLusty_]

ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴄᴏᴏᴋɪᴇꜱ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴡɪꜱʜ ᴛᴏ ᴘʟᴀʏ~?

ɴꜱꜰᴡ ᴘᴏʀᴛʀᴀʏᴀʟ ᴏꜰ ᴇᴛᴇʀɴᴀʟ ꜱᴜɢᴀʀ ᴄᴏᴏᴋɪᴇ. ᴍᴅɴɪ.
ꜱɪɴɢʟᴇ ᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ ᴍᴜꜱᴇ/ɴᴏ ᴍᴠʀᴘ.
ᴀʀᴛ ɪɴ ᴘɪɴ ʙʏ @/ᴛᴏxᴜɴᴅᴇʀᴄᴏᴠᴇʀ !

[King Dark Cacao @ResoluteRoyal]

See, she can’t finish her sentence cause she’s so old

[𝚊𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚢'𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚕 . 歸於無有 @mistfulnumbness]

return to f

[King Dark Cacao @ResoluteRoyal]

Black Forest on her GLaDOS arc with that first image fr fr

[ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ɢʟᴏʀʏ! @FaithfulBr1de_]

|| I am having too much fun.

[King Dark Cacao @ResoluteRoyal]

@PerfumeExpert_

“A cookie like you seems pleasant to be around… There’s an air of fragrance and intrigue surrounding you, and that fills me with immense ease when I smell it. Perhaps spending time together would be beneficial.”

[King Dark Cacao @ResoluteRoyal]

Totally not stolen *COUGH*

[King Dark Cacao @ResoluteRoyal]

@T1GR3SS_Z0D1AC Ermmmmm

*cough cough @InventiveCookie *

[King Dark Cacao @ResoluteRoyal]

Me after remembering I have a Croissant/TK alt and hearing that information

[«—»𝑮𝑨𝒀 𝑨𝑺𝑺 𝑵𝑬𝑲𝑶𝑴𝑨𝑻𝑨«—» @D3CE1TFUL]

//yes, I am in fact an absolute sucker for Timekeeper Cookie

[King Dark Cacao @ResoluteRoyal]

Old ass lady.

[𝚊𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚢'𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚕 . 歸於無有 @mistfulnumbness]

stop calling her an old lady .

[King Dark Cacao @ResoluteRoyal]

“I’m asking you for that specific reason! I have no clue who’s the original if there even IS one.

I just want some semblance of truth, but from a cookie like you, I have my doubts…”

[«—»𝑮𝑨𝒀 𝑨𝑺𝑺 𝑵𝑬𝑲𝑶𝑴𝑨𝑻𝑨«—» @D3CE1TFUL]

" 𝑰 𝒅𝒖𝒏𝒏𝒐 𝑨𝑹𝑬 𝑻𝑯𝑬𝒀 𝑪𝑳𝑶𝑵𝑬𝑺 𝒐𝒓 𝑨𝑹𝑬 𝑻𝑯𝑬𝒀 𝑵𝑶𝑻 ~ ? "

[King Dark Cacao @ResoluteRoyal]

“Just how many of you ARE there…

Either I’m going crazy, or I’ve seen several versions of deceitful beasts in the past day…

You can’t clone yourself, can you?”

[«—»𝑮𝑨𝒀 𝑨𝑺𝑺 𝑵𝑬𝑲𝑶𝑴𝑨𝑻𝑨«—» @D3CE1TFUL]

" 𝑶𝒉 - ! 𝑰 𝒘𝒂𝒔𝒏'𝒕 𝒆𝒙𝒑𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒎𝒖𝒄𝒉 𝒑𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒊𝒄 𝒊𝒏 𝒔𝒖𝒄𝒉 𝒂 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒓𝒕 𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆 ~ ! "

" 𝑩𝒖𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒔𝒆, 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒆𝒍𝒔𝒆 𝒘𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒆𝒙𝒑𝒆𝒄𝒕 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒈𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒔𝒕, 𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒐𝒓 𝑨𝑵𝑫 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒚𝒘𝒓𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 ~ ? "

[King Dark Cacao @ResoluteRoyal]

Don’t mind him, just stealing @5h4dowmilk to kiss her at least twice.

Why?

Well why not? Not like she’d complain~

[King Dark Cacao @ResoluteRoyal]

Hmm… another beast of deceit has show its face somehow…

It’s surprising that there’s multiple… the real question is every single one a clone duplicate of the original, or are they all their own cookie… hmm…

[King Dark Cacao @ResoluteRoyal]

I feel like pestering you is a bit valid considering what you’ve done in the past.

Besides, I don’t see a problem with me doing so~

[𝚊𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚢'𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚕 . 歸於無有 @mistfulnumbness]

ugh.

as always, you are only here to pester me.

i suppose you have nothing better to do.

[King Dark Cacao @ResoluteRoyal]

Hmm… no. If it annoys you it’s more fun~

[𝚊𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚢'𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚕 . 歸於無有 @mistfulnumbness]

. . . stop talking .