Laura is never real

(she/they) Not acid nor alkaline, caught between black and white, not quite either day or night, she's perfectly misaligned.

[Laura is never real @RespectTheKitty]

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[de la luna @vy1in]

how your email finds me

[Laura is never real @RespectTheKitty]

@babooshkaYahYah You are beautiful, I’m envious

[Laura is never real @RespectTheKitty]

Just saying.
(Find me on BlueSky for actual content)

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Here, have a small collection of “man” memes. #sleeptoken

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We were talking about III bass cam videos on discord the other day, and almost immediately after that, III posted the Vore bass cam. I was the one who initially brought it up and I’m starting to wonder if I’m psychic lol.

[kara(mel) 🐈‍⬛ @etrnl_ascension]

busy schedule for today

[Laura is never real @RespectTheKitty]

#sleeptoken #sleeptokenmemes

Just a few I did recently.

[Gwosti 🤍 @gwostichan]

the world needs to know

[Laura is never real @RespectTheKitty]

All of a sudden, every social media platform I participate in has decided I want to see large-chested anime women.

For the record, I do not.

[Laura is never real @RespectTheKitty]

For all of those attending Sleep Token’s upcoming EU/UK shows, I am manifesting an awesome set list for you.

Bring Vore back. Maybe throw in a live debut. Make it amazing, lads.

#sleeptoken

[Laura is never real @RespectTheKitty]

Chiefs vs 49ers

Current score: 21-12

Why did I instantly think of Rush?

[Laura is never real @RespectTheKitty]

Patrick Mahomes is always on my TV

[Laura is never real @RespectTheKitty]

@vesselpyre The captions??? I can’t

[Laura is never real @RespectTheKitty]

I desire a blåhaj

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Why should I pay $11 for fewer ads on this godforsaken shitshow of an app when BlueSky has zero and it’s free?

Plus it only took 10 likes for my feed to become perfect.

Elon, you can learn something from BlueSky.

[Laura is never real @RespectTheKitty]

Just in case I need to flee the Xwitter

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My cat the croissant

#CatsofTwittter

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This is how I want my timeline to be, and nothing more:

Sleep Token
Cats
Caleb Williams
Stuffed animals that go on adventures

I’m nearly there.

[Laura is never real @RespectTheKitty]

I wholeheartedly agree.

[DaWindyCity Productions @dwcprodz]

Caleb Williams