Colin 🍺

roughly five foot eight of undone laundry. he/him

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

a fun fact i literally never tire of is the fact that the concept of “currying favour” comes from people misunderstanding a reference to a 14th century french poem about an evil horse

[Anton Hofmiller @bnzchr]

Gianni Infantino’s vulgar, grasping, Italian-Swiss corruption really does make one long for the halcyon days of Sepp Blatter and his elegant, refined, German-Swiss corruption.

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

Musk just has a hard time wrapping his head around a story where a man’s wife and child care if he comes home

[Isaac_kh @isaac_kh]

I think it's cool that during the increasingly regular "freak weather event" that killed nearly as many people as 9/11 the UK media decided we must have a nationwide debate about whether we should actually scrap any moves as a country towards net zero

[Andrey X @the_andrey_x]

Is that country Israel?

[Philip Proudfoot @PhilipProudfoot]

They'll call him a "decent man." He is not.

He oversaw one of the most aggressive assaults on British civil liberties in generations, all to protect Israel's genocide and Britain's participation in the crime of all crimes.

He shouldn't be resigning. He should be in The Hague

[keewa 🇵🇸 @keewa]

Dragged out of bed at 4:30am in a dawn raid and detained for 8 hours for sending "persistent emails"

[🐍 @andyburzum]

Regarding recent "Chinese caste system" discourse: did you know Britain also has a caste system of its own?

[Ally Fogg @AllyFogg]

Holy crap. Peter Kyle CALLED THE POLICE on his own constituent because she wrote him a letter about Gaza.

https://t.co/XLlb6ZJphw

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

I love this idea that British children will be prevented by strict internet controls from ever being aware of the concept of sin, raised by pure lambs by the state's warm embrace, and then locked in with the brain damage demon for basically all of their education

[Ross McCafferty @RossMcCaff]

I too feel letdown by Peter Murrell, cos the whole time I assumed his crimes were really technical, financial, campaign funding niche stuff, but all the while he was just cutting about like this

[Domhnall (Cogito) @CogitoEdu]

Just want to say that loyalists in the north of Ireland regularly burn effigies of Catholics on giant bonfires and carried out an anti Roma pogrom last year and...the British state did nothing.

[dart @poordart]

Art of the deal

[yammi @sighyam]

£26,417 per year. 37 hours per week. £13.73 per hour. In central London. 10% BELOW London’s minimum living wage. Just let Russia hack in already. This is povvo wage.

[Just Jim @JimsTweets]

They making slums in Pokopia, unchecked capitalism hits hard and fast 😭

[Kyle 🚄 @KyleTrainEmoji]

[a split second before every bone in my body is shattered by an octogenarian motorist who mistook the accelerator for the brake pedal] o well at least I never had to use one of those woke bullshit railroads

[Four Finger Discount @fourfingerpod]

Can we get rid of this Ayatollah t-shirt?

[c @_chris_is_tired]

MI5 frantically in the chat right now saying "fucking hell lads, don't make it too obvious."

[jackofallgames @jackofallgames7]

You won’t believe the reason why.

[James @JamesFl]

Thinking about this again and it does get wilder when you factor in *why* the cultural shift toward home working even happened.
I handed away two years of my twenties for the health of those people in that audience. Folks who'd happily repay that favour by crushing the one thing my generation has had better than those before it - in the form of improved work-life balance.
It's unbridled spite.