Ramalho™ ♐

Fode-te.

[Ramalho™ ♐ @Resssacas]

Para mim, mais importante que me vir é fazer vir.
Por exemplo, quando me quero vir embora de algum lado, querem que os caralhos a quem dou boleia venham também.

[yxf @iamyxf]

Me every time someone I don’t even know beats cancer.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

At this exact moment, England lost the match

[moose @mooseincrisis]

i don’t owe that fat bastard anything

[Puppies & Positivity @Puppieslover]

photographer caught a forest dragon lizard holding a leaf like he was playing the guitar

[En Júpiter @En_jupiter_]

Amigos, no me van a creer

[Sexual Health coach @sxhealth101]

Once you see the red flags, stay quiet, enjoy the sex, and plan your exit slowly.

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

Niggas be ready to do 25 to life for they homie but can’t even do a 8 hour shift for they kids 😂😂😂

[netoo do bronxs 🇳🇬 @08Oconner]

Cristiano Ronaldo, Conor McGregor e Lewis Hamilton.

A conversa é a mesma para os três. Ganharam tudo o q havia para ganhar e no final de carreira têm de levar com “nunca foste assim tão bom”.

[💤 @zymon3y]

the guy at the back is missing a head ???

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

instagram needs to stop sending useless notifications, like idgaf about who shared an instant😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[meow @BestOfMeow]

Enjoy

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

damn💔💔💔

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

the final stage of being a man is understanding your father

[B24 @B24PT]

"O passado e o nome para mim não conta, eu já treinei os dois melhores jogadores do mundo [...] e ao Neymar disse-lhe 'tu, finish'."