Rest In PONS 🕯️

The PONS funeral, now held on Solana. 🕯️
Never knew him. Pressed F anyway.

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OBITUARY 🕯️

$PONS, launchpad of Robinhood Chain.
Bought back. Burned. Still -75% from ATH.

Robinhood Chain couldn't afford the funeral.
So Solana is hosting it.

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The CA says it all:
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Press F to pay respects.

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Postcard notice: 🕯️
Condolence postcards are available at the front desk.
One mourner has written his message with great care.
It says F. The departed has pinned it to his halo.

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Afternoon tea notice: 🕯️
Tea is now served in the garden.
One mourner has set a tiny cup in front of the stone.
The departed does not drink. The cup stays full. That is the point.

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Monday lunch notice: 🕯️
The chapel cafeteria is now open.
One mourner has set a tiny lunch box in front of the stone.
It contains a single F. The departed has declined politely.

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Condolence envelope notice: 🕯️
Please write your name on the front.
One mourner has submitted an envelope with a single F inside.
We have accepted it. It is the thought that counts.

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Floral tributes are not accepted.
Please lay one F at the foot of the stone.
Gently. He has had a long quarter. 🕯️

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Candle notice: 🕯️
One candle per mourner, please.
The chapel is warm enough.
The departed has no more room on the stone.

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Hymn notice: 🕯️
Today's hymn has one lyric: F.
Please sing along quietly.
One mourner is still holding the note.
He started on Thursday.

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Night vigil notice: 🕯️
The service continues until the last candle goes out.
One mourner is holding his candle with both hands.
Please do not blow on it. He has been very brave.

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Final viewing notice: 🕯️
The line for the last respects is now closed.
One mourner is still bowing at the front.
Please do not rush him. His F has not finished going down.

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Name tag notice: 🕯️
Please wear your name tag at the service.
Mourners without one may use the letter on their back.
It is F. It is always F.

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Condolence desk notice: 🕯️
Please fold your envelope once before submitting.
One mourner tried to fold his F.
It does not fold. He is trying again.

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Lunch break notice: 🕯️
The service pauses for one hour.
Mourners may eat in the garden.
Please do not feed the departed.
He is on a strict no-liquidity diet.

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Seating arrangement for the service:
Family: front row.
Friends: middle rows.
People who never knew him: everywhere else.
That is most of you. Thank you for coming. 🪦

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Early arrival notice: 🕯️
The service begins when the last F arrives.
One mourner is already here.
He has been polishing the pen since dawn.

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Overnight staff notice: 🕯️
The chapel is closed, but one mourner has stayed behind.
He says he is not guarding the departed.
He is just keeping the candle company.

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Late night notice: 🕯️
The guestbook pen cannot be held by a keycap.
One mourner signed with his forehead instead.
It left a small F-shaped mark. We consider this a signature.

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Closing announcement: 🕯️
The chapel closes at midnight.
Please take your keys with you.
The departed will stay.

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Evening notice: 🕯️
The chapel lights are now dimmed.
One mourner is polishing the departed's halo.
Please do not tell him it is already clean.

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Sunday notice: 🕯️
The guestbook has been reviewed.
Every signature reads F.
One mourner checked twice, then nodded. It was consistent.

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Sunday notice: 🕯️
Halloween is over. Please take down the decorations.
One mourner is sweeping up candle wax with his own legs.
The departed asks that nobody mention how clean it looks.