Nicole

Mom | Wife | Book Lady | Researcher | Fueled by coffee, yoga pants, and a whole lot of sass

[Nicole @Resting_MomFace]

Husband: What are you doing??
3.5 y/o: I'm being an asshole!
#momlife #toddlerlife #toddlertweets

[Nicole @Resting_MomFace]

If this isn't a crystal clear example of racial injustice, then you are blind. #DCProtests #BLM

[Nicole @Resting_MomFace]

So its not okay to protest racial injustice but it’s okay to protest counting votes?

#Elections2020 #BidenHarris2020 #BlackLivesMatter #DumpTrump2020

[Nicole @Resting_MomFace]

In case you were wondering what it was like to have a toddler: 3yo is currently in bed begging me to go upstairs and help him put his sleeves down. He keeps telling me they don't work...

...They are short sleeves.

#toddlerlife #momlife

[Nicole @Resting_MomFace]

The fly on Pence’s head is winning this debate. #BidenHarris2020 #Debates2020

[Nicole @Resting_MomFace]

Kamala just dropped her mom face at Pence and I’m here for it! #Debates2020

[Nicole @Resting_MomFace]

Has anyone else watched 100 Humans on #Netflix? So interesting!! #researchnerd #humanbehavior #100humans

[Nicole @Resting_MomFace]

If this isn’t an ode to the dumpster fire that is 2020, I don’t know what is.

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

Jennifer Aniston really just put out a whole fire on live TV #Emmys

[Nicole @Resting_MomFace]

A wonderful, badass woman. May you rest in peace 😭 #RBG #RIP

[NPR Politics @nprpolitics]

Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Champion Of Gender Equality, Dies At 87 https://t.co/V0b7oSFYPy

[Nicole @Resting_MomFace]

Husband leaving to go play golf:

Him: Wish me luck

Me: ok, don't get your balls all sandy.. or however you wish people luck with golf..

🤷🏼‍♀️

[threetimedaddy @threetimedaddy]

What can you say during sex and also when you return to the office after 6 months working from home?

[Nicole @Resting_MomFace]

3: I’m going to hop in mommy’s butt!

Um...I’d rather you not...

[Nicole @Resting_MomFace]

Why is it when I’m laying in bed I feel so motivated to be productive... then I get out of bed and lose every ounce of productivity? It’s like my couch eats it. #SundayMotivation #SundayMorning #SundayFunday

[Nicole @Resting_MomFace]

@MommaUnfiltered Karaoke

[Nicole @Resting_MomFace]

@juliecookies I’m currently reading “This is how it always is” Really good so far!

[Nicole @Resting_MomFace]

E, H, & J 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Momsense Ensues @momsense_ensues]

What is your lesser known personality type?

I’m c, d, h, j

[Nicole @Resting_MomFace]

It’s super annoying when the person behind me decides to drive up my ass when I’m going 10mph over the speed limit. Now both of us have to be late because I’m required to go exactly the speed limit the entire way just to annoy you. #jerseydriving

[Nicole @Resting_MomFace]

My toddler goes to an amazing in home daycare. They are allowed to bring one toy from home each day.

Today he brought a banana 🍌

[Nicole @Resting_MomFace]

Toddler: Mommy come play in the playroom??

Me: Give me a kiss first.

Toddler (runs over and gives me a kiss): I love you mommy!

Me: Are you just lying to me so I will play with you?

Toddler: YUP

#toddlerlife #momlife #honest

[Nicole @Resting_MomFace]

@GMC It has 90,000 miles on it. Not sure what is wrong yet. However, I have loved my Terrian, just looking to upgrade :)

[Nicole @Resting_MomFace]

Favorite midsized SUV? Currently have a GMC Terrain with a check engine light on.