Restless Corpse

Playing video games so you don't have to. I'm like an American hero.

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@elonmusk If they already do, then why did you say they "will"?

C'mon, Elon, get your shit together.

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Remember that time the Padishah Emperor Shaddam Corrino IV hid a wristwatch up his ass when he got captured in Vietnam?

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You know, just once, I want some world-ending event to be on the verge of happening, and world leaders come to me for a solution, just so I can quote Seal and say, "We're never gonna survive unless... we get a little crazy." Is that too much to ask?

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@sidehimexiv Huh

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People losing their shit about how much more amazing FF7 Rebirth character models look compared to the originals has me actually confused. What the hell were you expecting? The originals were literally Lego people.

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Super grateful that in my 43 years on this Earth I've never been a part of anything called a "webinar."

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Look, I'm gonna be honest... Neil Newbon did a great job with his VA, but like... so did the bibberbang guy. Where's HIS nomination?

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@Murder_Tramp13 Yeah, I'm pretty cool.

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Guys, what the fuck?

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Hey @larianstudios , you did it.

Now do Shadowrun.

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Why not just call it XxTwitterxX ?

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Changing Twitter to "X"?

What are you, an edgy 15-year-old who just discovered Linkin Park?

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@D14M0ND5 @AceofDragons1 Again, that's not really what it's about. Have you read up on the issue? The issue is that the studio scans the actor, pays them 100-300 bucks, and then owns their likeness "in perpetuity", and can place them in any project they see fit, without consent or royalty.

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Been reading up on the writer's/actor's strike lately, with all the AI bullshit, and I gotta say...

I've read the Butlerian Jihad, so if someone doesn't discover spice on Arrakis soon, we're all dead.

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@D14M0ND5 @AceofDragons1 I was speaking more on the actor's strike issue of studios scanning actors and then replacing them with AI. The art issue has been beaten to death at this point.

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Y'know... everybody on the internet talkin' about #FinalFantasy16 like "WoW, that's so Game of Thrones", and I'm sitting here like "No, that's so Dune".

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So, with all this craziness going on with Twitter and whatnot, just remember that Shadowrun still exists, and if you stick with 3rd edition, it'll never let you down.

...unless you make a deal with a dragon, I guess.

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As an avid consumer of post-apocalyptic and dystopian media of all forms... I see you, Modern Civilization As We Know It. I see what you're doing.

Stop it.

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With all these seals people keep giving Clive to wear, he's almost got his 15 minimum pieces of flair.
#FINALFANTASYXVI

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Imagine having an environment like Three Reeds in #FinalFantasy16 and NOT putting fishing in the game.