Zebulon Carpenter

This is where I whine about being old and fat and not playing rock and roll any more, as well as mocking bad theology and kids these days.

[Zebulon Carpenter @ResurrectedZeb]

@MediacomSupport Any word of an outage in the south Des Moines area?

[Reformed & Reloaded @ReformedReload]

By any objective measure, Hitler and the Nazis will always be Margaret Sanger and Planned Parenthood's JV team. #DefundPP #PPSellsBabyParts

[Zebulon Carpenter @ResurrectedZeb]

@MediacomSupport Is there any update on the Des Moines outage? It was supposed to be fixed in 3-4 hours as of 13 hours ago.

[Reformed & Reloaded @ReformedReload]

Don't forget to sign the petition calling the BATFE to rescind their proposed ban on M855 ammunition: https://t.co/zRbNV2vSB9

[Zebulon Carpenter @ResurrectedZeb]

Brady has spent half this Super Bowl looking like he was going to cry.

[Zebulon Carpenter @ResurrectedZeb]

If Bud Lite is all you've wanted all day, you need to reevaluate your life.

[Zebulon Carpenter @ResurrectedZeb]

Locktite wins the Super Bowl.

[Zebulon Carpenter @ResurrectedZeb]

My land does not have kangaroos or giant Jesus statutes.

[Zebulon Carpenter @ResurrectedZeb]

Budweiser just established themselves as the beer of choice for alcoholics.

[Zebulon Carpenter @ResurrectedZeb]

I just earned the 'Heavy Weight (Level 2)' badge on @untappd! http://t.co/2mBwVNcOKz

[Reformed & Reloaded @ReformedReload]

Hey @FXHummel1 our listeners are interested in hearing you come on the podcast. Let us know if you're up for it. http://t.co/ACnvXZecMN

[Zebulon Carpenter @ResurrectedZeb]

A reminder, friends: something is not just simply because you like it, nor unjust simply because you hate it.

[Zebulon Carpenter @ResurrectedZeb]

@theleakymind @ReformedReload @ChuckNellis Long story short, I think it's a bad idea. Limited capacity and ineffective past about 10'.

[Zebulon Carpenter @ResurrectedZeb]

@theleakymind @ReformedReload @ChuckNellis We actually put together a blog on the topic of HD handguns: http://t.co/6g8H3B4awi

[Zebulon Carpenter @ResurrectedZeb]

RT @ReformedReload #proverbs31

[Zebulon Carpenter @ResurrectedZeb]

My wife, master of the English language. http://t.co/PJd5uDK0cC

[Zebulon Carpenter @ResurrectedZeb]

We had a visitor in the sound room at MCC today. http://t.co/pPajqMM1Y5

[Zebulon Carpenter @ResurrectedZeb]

Tonight we determined that maryecarpenter is unable to move her eyebrows without also moving the rest… http://t.co/lrUbDedekm

[Zebulon Carpenter @ResurrectedZeb]

Thank you, Planters, for taking the abomination that is an anthropomorphic peanut and making it even… http://t.co/3UqXNN3GZy

[Zebulon Carpenter @ResurrectedZeb]

My view for the morning. http://t.co/9G2f70qWFL