RetaMcCartan

Everytime I think of you, I get the biggest smile on my face and you still don't understand how much you mean to me.

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When a girl says "have fun" to a boy, It usually means: "Have a fucking horrible time."

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calculator more like calcuLATER i aint about that math life

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I'm happy when you shut the fuck up.

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2,800 teenage girls get pregnant everyday. Retweet if you like pancakes

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"ugh my hair isn't long enough"