Retail Biscuits

🛒Shop Worker
🔭People Watcher
☹️Perpetual Pessimist
🚷Full Time Misanthropist

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#DearCustomer you're an idiot

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@NHSEngland What has happened to our country? What has happened to our NHS? Why don't you care about us? Why do I have to be rich in order to live? With a disability have i given up my right to live?

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While I am somewhat recovering from what I saw to be a rapid decline in my health over the past week, I would like to express my absolute disgust at the way I have been ignored by @NHSEngland It is no wonder people (like my late father) are losing their lives to medical neglect.

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@NHSEngland As a chronically ill person, with clear support needs that aren't being met, and obsessive compulsive disorder that made me think over and over "what if this happens to me? what if i get sick and they don't help me?" Well guess what, I was right to be afraid.,,

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Believe it or not, I am still alive... Just

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Onlyfans, but it's just pictures of people named Dan doing Dan things. Like having a pint and playing pool.
It can be called Onlydans.

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@realDonaldTrump Nah mate

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Incase anyone's wondering. I never went back.

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So due to my illness I wasn't able to work, as opposed to last week.. when I just turned up high. Did my job perfectly.

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So I've got no choice but to return to work. So their way of reintroducing me is to put me on the most mind numbing and physically fucked job in the store. Fuck you. I'll be handing my resignation in shortly.

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Who's going to win? My IBS or this road with no service stations. You decide.

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After all these years, so many spillages of Tea, Port and Cider... My @Logitech G15 keyboard was finally defeated by a glass of Water. Rip in pepperoni's Keyboard. You will be forever missed. Especially now I can't afford a replacement and have to use the on-screen keyboard.

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Should have stopped this while you had the chance Sam! #quantumleap

[Customer Service @KrustyCusty]

Every friggin day....

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#RetailLife #retailproblems #retailprobs #dearcustomer #DearCustomers #customers #livingthedream #livingmybestlife #fml

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@LauraJMcEntee1 I bet! Having enough trouble sorting the wires around my bra 😂

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Wearing a heart monitor for 48 hours. The stickys are so itchy omg.

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@Retailrantriot Aww thank you x

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Sorry I seem to have disappeared, but I am horrendously sick. So I have no retail experiences to share at the moment. My tweets rely solely on my job. I'm out of action for quite a while.

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@LauraJMcEntee1 Brilliant! 😂

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@AsylumRetail Exactly, I'm in the middle of month 2. My wages were awful, and the end of this pay month is going to be worse.

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@Awmanthisgirl Thank you x