ThingsRetailCustomersSay

The unfathomably stupid shit people say to retail employees

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I'm here to buy ink,
Do you know what one you need?
Yes. Black.

#retailcustomers #covidiots

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Can I have this item for last week's sale price?
*no
YOU NEED TO CHECK AND SEE IF A MANAGER IS IN STOCK NOW.

#covidiots #Retailcustomers #Teachers

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Customer in the middle of the store stops to say, *I thought paper was in aisle 1*.

Yes it is. Right over along the wall. In AISLE 1
#RetailCustomers #COVIDIOTS

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Is this a DSL router? Me: sir are you looking for a modem.

NO I AM A NETWORKING ENGINEER I KNOW WHAT IM LOOKING FOR ILL JUST RETURN IT IF ITS NOT.

#RetailCustomers #COVIDIOTS #techsupport

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Customer whips out am SD card and asks. Can I fax these pictures to someone? #RetailCustomers #COVIDIOTS

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Do you guys have any 100lb paper that isn't card stock? #RetailCustomers

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My phone went through the washer and dryer can you diagnose it?

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Does this out of stock tag mean you don't have any of these in stock? #RetailCustomers

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Excuse me sir, can you help me get this photocopier to edit my PowerPoint presentation.