Retail

We work hard everyday to please the ungrateful consumers of America

[Retail @RetailWorkers]

Those panties are going to look ravishing on you..

[Retail @RetailWorkers]

Will this be on your food stamp card? Can I get you a pack of smokes? #Retail

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Thought a mail in rebate was instant rebate? I'll get the manager because it's our fault you can't read. #Retail

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Send us your #Retail tweets!

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Get upset with us because you don't have a receipt. It is ALL our fault. #Retail

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Walmart. It's like an offline version of internet shopping. #retail

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Personally, I never buy anything off the black market. It never works and theres no way of sending it back. #retail

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When we say we'll look in the back...we actually went on break. #retail

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I was too lazy to scan all your items so I gave you some freebies. You're welcome. #retail

[Retail @RetailWorkers]

For the first 2 hours of our shift we scanned and checked people out drunk. #retail

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"I ordered this and you messed it up, do you know how to do your job?" Yes, but we spend all day looking for a victim. #retail

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Just because the sign reads 'employees must was hands' doesn't mean that rule doesn't apply to you. #retail

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Spammer, reported. RT @ObeyRonnie: GET MORE FOLLOWERS MY BEST FRIENDS? I WILL FOLLOW YOU BACK IF YOU FOLLOW ME - http://t.co/y3L8wGns

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Fake >>> RT @ObeyRonnie: GET MORE FOLLOWERS MY BEST FRIENDS? I WILL FOLLOW YOU BACK IF YOU FOLLOW ME - http://t.co/y3L8wGns

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@ObeyRonnie followers? You fake

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@ObeyRonnie Because what you tweet is garbage and is of no interest. And you're ugly. #retail

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"I don't care if its 100 degrees out, I wanna wear my Ugg Boots and spandex"-Fat girls #retail

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Excuse me Miss w/ 2 corns per toe and wearing open toe sandals, plz share the drugs that gave u confidence to come out with no socks #retail

[Retail @RetailWorkers]

Please don't wash your hands after using a public toliet. We love getting sick. #retail

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Breaking open the change roll is embarrassing and now I have to count 99 pennies. #retail