Retail Hades

You love your favorite retail store. But the people working there most likely think you're a twat.

[Retail Hades @Retail_Hades]

"I'm never shopping here again!" Can I get that in writing, notarized please? #dearcustomer #retailproblems

[Retail Hades @Retail_Hades]

If you're one of those grandparents that encourages kids to act up when they're with you because you're "not the parent" and "you get to be fun" ESPECIALLY if you're doing it in a retail store, I hope your favorite restaurant slightly changes the taste of your favorite dish.

[Retail Hades @Retail_Hades]

There is someone in the store letting their infant scream while they debate with the rep how a modem works. The louder this kid cries, the more I just want to jam something in my ears so I can get peace.

FOCUS ON YOUR KLAXON ALARM, NOT THE FUCKING WIFI YOU FUCKING DONKEY!!

[Retail Hades @Retail_Hades]

@CA_Divorce This reads like a Matlock/Scooby Doo crossover. "Now as you can plainly see, Juror #15...IS AN IMPOSTER!" And then the gang rips off the mask to reveal Old Man Jenkins.

2022 has jumped the shark, circled around and jumped it again, and is coming around for a third pass.

[Retail Hades @Retail_Hades]

We should have let Lord Zedd and Rita Repulsa take over the planet when we had the chance.

[Retail Hades @Retail_Hades]

One of these days I hope @JonathanYMusic does a cover of Renegade by Styx. Metal or straight up, I think he would nail it.

[Retail Hades @Retail_Hades]

In an attempt to stop myself from saying "What the fuck?!" in front of a customer I instead said "What the Frax from Time Force?!"

I blame @Linkara19 for this.

#retailproblems #dearcustomer

[Retail Hades @Retail_Hades]

"I remember when this place used to open at 7am sharp!"

This location has never opened before 9am, Ethel. You're confusing what time we open with what time Matlock airs.

"No! You always opened at 7am! And not a second later!"

#dearcustomer #retailproblems

[Retail Hades @Retail_Hades]

Aquaman 2 has successfully flushed a turd.

Looks like Aquamaaaaaan is back on the menu!

[Rose Levine @MsAbruptStarlin]

HE DID IT!!!! He won!!! Men can be victims too! #TruthWins #JohnnyDeppvAmberHeard #JusticeForJohhnyDepp #JohnnyDepp

[Retail Hades @Retail_Hades]

Johnny told the truth. Truth wins. Justice wins.

#TruthWins
#JohnnyDepp

[Retail Hades @Retail_Hades]

#JusticeForJohnnyDepp
#Justice
#MenToo

[Emily D. Baker ⚖️ 💜 @TheEmilyDBaker]

There is a VERDICT. It will be read at 3pm CST. I will be live to cover the verdict in the Depp v. Heard case. See you in the chat! 💜

https://t.co/yC5vFsUWun

[Retail Hades @Retail_Hades]

So just to be sure it is this that we're not supposed to do. This is what we are not supposed to do, correct? What, if any, issues have you found with this rule? Are you just here for your 15 minutes of fame?

[Retail Hades @Retail_Hades]

@TheRantyBastard Are you open? It's a shame they make you work today. Are you open? I didn't think you guys would be open. Are you open? Companies just don't respect holidays anymore with being open. Are you open? I'm surprised they found millenials that work. Are you open?

#dearcustomer

[Retail Hades @Retail_Hades]

A brief summary of cross examination.

#DeppVsHeard
#DeppHeardTrial
#CamilleVazquez

[Retail Hades @Retail_Hades]

Camille Vasquez blasting through AH's lies like Godzilla.

#IBelieveJohnnyDepp
#JusticeForJohnnyDepp
#DeppHeardTrial

[mia @fadedposty]

@NiermanJoe larrys reaction is all of us

[Retail Hades @Retail_Hades]

"Hello 911? Yes, I've just witnessed an attorney set on fire."

#DeppHeardTrial
#IStandWithJohnyDepp
#IBelieveJohnnyDepp

[Retail Hades @Retail_Hades]

Yes, I am. 🏴‍☠️

#IBelieveJohnnyDepp
#JusticeForJohnnyDepp
#IStandWithJohnnyDepp

[Retail Hades @Retail_Hades]

ADDERALL IS NOT USED TO STAY AWAKE. Where did this doctor get his certification, from a box of Cracker Jacks? Adderall does not work that way for people with ADHD, you hack.

#ADHD
#JohnnyDepptrial
#JohnnyDeppVsAmberHeardTrial