Meister of None

Jesus Christ I’ve fucked up my life

[Meister of None @RetardMeister]

WHERE IS BATMAN. NEW YORK NEEDS YOU

[Meister of None @RetardMeister]

White girls saying the hard R get me bricked up man, fuck is wrong with me 😭

[Meister of None @RetardMeister]

Double knee replacement is frying me 😭😭

[SurgePhilly @Surge_Philly]

Pride Parade organizers and attendees stalked and even assaulted me numerous times until I was able to find their weakness — physical exertion.

The Pride Parade took place in downtown Philadelphia where a man sporting a skirt followed me around in an attempt to stop me from conducting interviews.

A lady even unsuccessfully attempted to steal my microphone leaving a cut on my hand.

The situation was pretty bleak until I found a way to escape from the radicals. As soon as I started to jog, the guy looked as if he was about to collapse. He quickly stopped pursuing me.

Why do you think these people are so violent and intolerant even as they preach about inclusion?

[Meister of None @RetardMeister]

@vulturetrades Let’s see what happens

[Meister of None @RetardMeister]

@Kingsholz Stop fucking lying

[Meister of None @RetardMeister]

@Thebiglade The fuck, that’s too easy

[Meister of None @RetardMeister]

Not a food, but mustard! Y’all fucking lying

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

What is one food you think everyone is lying about liking?

[Meister of None @RetardMeister]

@HawkTuahGirlLuv @hotslagzonly777 When do you think she finally releases a video?

[Meister of None @RetardMeister]

How do I tell her I just gambled the rent away?

[Meister of None @RetardMeister]

Money solves 99.99% of problems.

[DeeDee🌟 @DiianaD___]

99% of a man's stress comes from simply not having enough money.

[Meister of None @RetardMeister]

@DiianaD_ Money solves 99.99% of problems.

[Meister of None @RetardMeister]

@Lifeof_AG01 I need about 15 grand to reset my life from the debt I was given from my family. Doing what I can, but it will probably never work.

[Meister of None @RetardMeister]

@buzormemes Must be nice to have parents to even ask.

[Meister of None @RetardMeister]

@Web3_Jarin This never works.

[Meister of None @RetardMeister]

Congratulations, because it will happen to you. Nothing good ever happens to me.

[Meister of None @RetardMeister]

I AM BROKER

[Emily 🦋 @EmilySm43]

Reply in 3 words

[Meister of None @RetardMeister]

How the fuck does someone start life nerfed keep getting absolutely fucked

[Meister of None @RetardMeister]

All I ever wanted is one big fucking hit to fix my shitty life, I have the worse fucking karma holy fuck

[Meister of None @RetardMeister]

GAMBLING FUCKING SUCKS I AM GOING TO DRINK BLEACH

[Meister of None @RetardMeister]

@Olivia1474789 A bird while I sit my ass inside 😂