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Apple has removed Face ID and brought back Touch ID for the iPhone Duo

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If you invested $1000 in Hunter Biden's $LAPTOP this morning, you’d have $10 now

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Mark Zuckerberg: “Obviously, Threads is doing great. It’s bigger than 𝕏 at this point.”

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Hunter Biden's crypto memecoin $LAPTOP crashes 99% within two hours of launch.

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"I was so excited" to exonerate Lindsay Clancy says a female juror

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“He had the hardest time getting over the fact that Lindsay viciously killed her children.”

- Female juror in the Lindsay Clancy trial

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Wtf N3on really just launched an infinite interactive stream powered by GPT-6 Astra + Higgsfield 😭

He can go to sleep and the AI just… keeps streaming forever.

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86% of Burning Man attendees were over 30 & most were male in 2025.

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BREAKING: Hasan Piker comes out in support of Lindsay Clancy.